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There is a loud fly in my room disrupting my sleep but it's such a rare occurrence i don't have a fly swatter. bit.ly/2NzyKFQ
I buy proper quilted toilet that feels like the TP of angels, but my flatmate buys the devil's sandpaper. bit.ly/2A17ldV
The iris scanner on my smartphone unlocks my phone when I just need to check the time on my screen. bit.ly/2zVxAm5
I’m missing out on going to a concert, a nerd convention, and going to my friends cabin because of vacations bit.ly/2LdqLRT
I’m 6 days Into a 2 week vacation, I forgot my toothbrush charger at home so now it’s just a regular toothbrush bit.ly/2uEnMrA
I can't text my friends at crosswalks because the people walk too fast bit.ly/2zT2TOi
Someone asked me out in my classroom and out if panic I screamed "DAME TU COSITA" and then she said never mind bit.ly/2zUDd41
It was so hot today, that the pool felt like a warm bath. It wasn’t as refreshing as I hoped it would be. bit.ly/2zQJjSR
The Wi-Fi is slow in the bathroom at my work. bit.ly/2L5nfcz
I love playing video games with friends, but lately all my friends play is World of Warcraft, which I don't enjoy. bit.ly/2zQmL4M
When me and my dad leave the house at the same time in our separate cars, my dad's phone connects to my infotainment system.
The guy in the cubicle next me sounds exactly like George Constanza. bit.ly/2NnO6Ny
My new Bluetooth headphones don't have enough battery to last my long haul flight to Borneo. bit.ly/2KXLc5w
The rear view camera on my car doesn’t work anymore when I’m backing up, and now I need to fucking turn my head every time I go in reverse.
i tried a really sour sucker candy yesterday and now everything i try to eat stings the roof of my mouth horribly bit.ly/2NdPX7y
Last night I had dreams about being at work, and now I have to get up and go to work bit.ly/2zxz1qN