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rich husband coming through #juminhan #mysticmessenger
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet” I created these bad boys. you’re welcome.
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Went on a date and he told me “you’re pretty for a dark girl.” I smiled and said “and you’re confident for a man with that hairline.” The silence was loud. He started stuttering. I said “see how crazy backhanded compliments sound?” Then I left him there to reflect on his generational trauma.
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silly dog cookies
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He said his love language was physical touch so I beat him
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Taking this off priv cuz it’s funny: One time I had a girl reach over to fix my hair and I flinched and she said “Are you really that scared of me? That’s adorable” and it seared its way into my brain.
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Date someone whos voice can both turn you on and keep you calm when the world is loud.
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Finally, a woman said it out loud: “If you’re texting my boyfriend, I assume he gave you his number. If you’re calling him, I assume he called you first. If you’re spending time with him, I assume he told you where to find him. I hold him accountable for every conversation and every ounce of attention he gives. I won’t disrespect another woman—she owes me nothing. It’s my boyfriend’s responsibility to respect me. A real man would never put me in a position to feel played or look foolish.”
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Marriage only benefits a woman when the man is truly capable of leading, providing, and protecting. Otherwise she’s just adding responsibilities to a life she already manages alone.
Unpopular opinion about marriage that would get you in this position???
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if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. you’re entitled to your preferences. but what you’re not gonna do is date a girl who’s not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.
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unfortunately i am both a curse and a gift
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My elder sister asked her husband what would he do if she ever got plastic surgery & he replied "if you ever feel like you have to change something about yourself while being with me then I have failed as a husband & man for not making U feel more than enough as you are" CRYING🥹
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Golden Spatula is hopping on the Ahri train, Perfume Gem Unbound
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My friend moved into her boyfriend's apartment & they invited me to dinner. She told me that they don't split bills 50/50, & her bf said, "She's not a burden, she's my future wife. I freely choose to be a part of her life, and it's my responsibility to give her a better life."🥹
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If i’m a millionaire I ain’t cooking and cleaning shit either.
Halle Berry’s ex-husband says he left because he couldn’t see her as mother of his kids: “She don’t cook, clean, don’t really seem motherly.” 👀
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totally forgot about this thing i did in AP psych last month
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