@fishhoops
Joined November 2011
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Mudd mudd.urbanup.com/4199515 via @urbandictionary mudd.urbanup.com/4199515
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Cris@iFunnyCris13 Sep 2014
A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter? I'm not coming into work this morning!"
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SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 & GEAR2 GIVEAWAY! JUST ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT (@LoganPaul) & RETWEET THIS TWEET (winner announced Fri)
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@UberFacts9 Jul 2014
15 colleges your parents don't want you to go to: bit.ly/1mzKohv
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Who's try'na build an ark with me today?
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Maddy Groff@mgtorve13 Jun 2014
When you finish a series on Netflix and don't know what to do with your life anymore
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@UberFacts12 Jun 2014
When you crumple up gift wrapping, it forms a shape so complex that it will defeat even the most sophisticated of computers.
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Florida Man Arrested For Sending X-Rated Selfies of Himself in Lingerie to Random Cop | winknews.com/Local-Florida/2…
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CHIP IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW
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@UberFacts5 Jun 2014
Everything you're experiencing right now actually happened 80 milliseconds ago.
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WNG@WeNeedGamers2 Dec 2013
CALL OF DUTY FANS ONLY: We're looking for people interested in GAME TESTING and designing. Click for free info: WeNeedGamers.com/CoDiH/
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@UberFacts3 May 2014
Eminem has won more oscars than Leonardo DiCaprio.
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@UberFacts26 Apr 2014
After Disney released "Princess and the Frog" over 50 kids were hospitalized with salmonella from kissing frogs.
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@UberFacts26 Apr 2014
Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.
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@UberFacts22 Apr 2014
"Frigging" was originally Middle English slang for masturbation.
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@notch19 Apr 2014
I used to think I was living in the moment, but I wasn't until now. Wait, no, that passed too! :/
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@UberFacts18 Apr 2014
Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality.
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@UberFacts16 Apr 2014
Every year, nearly 4 million cats are eaten in Asia.
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@UberFacts15 Apr 2014
All the pandas in the world come from China. When a baby panda is born, by agreement, it is sent back to China via FedEx.
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Watching Jesus movie in bible
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