The Cooter Scooter 🛴 retweeted
not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
In my dream world, I never skip meals, never skip workouts, look incredible, have a lot of money, and spend all my time with my friends. And spend one day a week with a man. Is that too much to ask for!
The Cooter Scooter 🛴 retweeted
I have a rule that I don’t post cheeks on this page but I will make an exception this one time on account of me being cheeked UP
The Cooter Scooter 🛴 retweeted
you can’t be in a relationship a guy that feels the need to console every girl friend/be their to to shoulder to cry on like go be a damn therapist if that’s truly your calling
i will not hold you back



















