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The Philadelphia 76ers have struck a multi-year deal with Kalshi to make Kalshi its official prediction market partner. Sixers say they're the 1st NBA team to name an official prediction market partner, and are following in the footsteps of the NBA's deals this week.
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A harmless video of a couple college kids at Utah: “Pat is a little silly taking his shirt off but we still love him!” Pat Mcafee: “THEY TRIED TO BLOW MY HEAD CLEAN OFF JUST LIKE CHARLIE.”
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Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Pat Mcafee doing a Jets game and getting made fun of by a random fan: "I feel uncomfortable, do you know what happened down the road here? NINE ELEVEN!"
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Pat McAfee saw this video and insinuated that the university was trying to stoke an assassination attempt against him
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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The Milwaukee Brewers still winning the AL East in 2026.
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Sounds like something a guy that eats roadkill would say.
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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He fits right in at a Trump rally.
Amendola is 40 years old. Montgomery is reportedly 21 years old. A 19-year age gap. …
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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"He was looking for booty"
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"He just hung in there knowing he was gonna take a shot."
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"He's touchin' everyone out here tonight"
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Can't even avoid the NBA celebrity make a wish adults during a fucking Sunday Night Football game.
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Billy Corgan shut the fuck up challenge.
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Hey Winnipeg fans, start taking notes from Ottawa fans to prepare for booing the fuck out of this guy when he returns.
"I hope they know I care about them." Connor Hellebuyck says he's waiting until after the Heritage Classic before he shares a message with Jets fans.
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Rapists stick together.
Q: Amy Acton's stepfather was indicted for rape. Now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad? Trump: No. I don't care
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Kirk Herbstreit
Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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I'm sure this is the only crime he committed as a police officer.
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Susan Collins should have to answer questions about her consultant husband who she married while his first wife was dying of cancer.
My apologies to the Bangor Daily News for tweeting out the full text of Lana Pelletier's op-ed response to Susan Collins, but I don't think something this powerful and critical to the public should be paywalled. I encourage everyone to read it. Bangor Daily News October 21, 2026 Lana Pelletier is a licensed clinical social worker from Allagash and the longtime partner of U.S. Senate candidate Troy Jackson. They have two adult sons. When Troy first talked to me about running for the U.S. Senate, we started with what it would mean for our family. We knew it wouldn’t be easy. We knew the race could get ugly. But I never imagined U.S. Sen. Susan Collins and her allies would stoop this low. As a social worker and therapist, I’ve mostly stayed out of the public eye. My work is private, and I want the people I work with to know the focus is on them — not my politics or my partner’s career. But over the last few months, people who do not know me have increasingly tried to tell the public who I am, what my relationship has been and what kind of family Troy and I have built together. Collins has brought our family into this campaign herself. She has ridiculed us publicly, invoked my children in debates and treated deeply personal parts of our lives as fair game for political attack. I know Troy. We’ve been together for nearly 40 years. He is my partner, the father of our children and now a grandfather to our beautiful newborn granddaughter. I also know myself. I am not the person Collins and her allies seem determined to turn me into. I am not a helpless woman who needs politicians to tell the world what happened in my own life. And I am not a punchline or a caricature of where I come from. I’ve spent my career helping people navigate some of the hardest moments of their lives. That work has taught me to take allegations involving violence and abuse seriously — and how much care is required when we talk about it. That is part of what makes what is happening now so upsetting. Earlier this year, a police report from nearly four decades ago became part of this campaign. There was a fight between Troy and another young man when Troy was 19 years old. He took accountability for that and has never hidden it. The report included statements attributed to me that I’ve already said I don’t remember making and that are not accurate. I’m now forced to say it again because Susan Collins and her allies are using my family to tell a story that simply isn’t true. I’ve spent nearly four decades with Troy since then. I know the life we have actually lived, the family we have raised and the person Troy has been through the years as a caring partner and father. Our children have been dragged into this campaign. Our relationship has been mocked. Our family has been talked about as though there is something shameful about who we are or where we come from. There isn’t. I’m proud of our children. I’m proud of the life Troy and I have built together. I’m proud of how Troy continues to evolve and grow as a leader and advocate. And I deeply resent watching Collins and her allies treat our lives as something beneath them — especially when serious issues involving women are manipulated into political weapons by people who show so little care for the women involved. If Collins truly cared about my voice, she could have listened to it. Instead, they’ve decided they know my life better than I do. They do not. This is not the first time Collins has asked women to trust her while ignoring what they were telling her. She voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the U.S. Supreme, who helped overturn Roe v. Wade, and still says she does not regret it. Women warned her what was at stake. She did not listen to them either. I was not pushing Troy to run. But I understood that if people were hurting and he could help, it was bigger than any one of us. When Troy sees somebody without much power being treated unfairly, he feels it deeply. And he has spent much of his life trying to do something about it. There are families across Maine struggling to afford healthcare, heating oil and groceries. Their lives matter more than the ugliness of a political campaign. Those are the people Troy is running for. I don’t expect everyone in Maine to agree with Troy. Ask him hard questions. Challenge his record. Disagree with him. But there should still be a line. Collins has been quick to demand respect and decency for herself. My family deserved the same. I stayed quiet because I never wanted this election to be about me. Collins and her allies made a different choice. So if my name, my relationship and my family are going to be used to tell a story that isn’t true, Mainers deserve to hear from the person who actually lived that story. I know my own life. I know my family. And after nearly 40 years with Troy, I know who he is, too. ----- Op-ed originally published in the Bangor Daily News (paywalled) at this link: bangordailynews.com/2026/10/…
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Larry David jumped the shark when he tried to sell people bitcoin.
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Who gives a shit what this weirdo thinks?
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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