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Paper straws are fucking retarded
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2023. James Comey on who to prosecute for January 6th: "Get all of them...Find everybody who went into that building...We will hunt you to the end of the earth, even for a misdemeanor, and make you pay."
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MS NOW told viewers FBI Director @Kash_Patel had "landed in Russia." He was in Lynchburg, Virginia. "Two people familiar with the matter" were familiar with nothing. In the Bureau, a source who gets that wrong gets closed. My new column for @townhallcom:
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🎯😂
Waymo vs Tesla solving autonomy
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President Trump is urging the Senate to vote immediately on making Daylight Saving Time permanent, saying Americans want more evening daylight and an end to changing their clocks twice a year. “TAKE A VOTE!” he demanded. The House passed the Sunshine Protection Act 308–117 in July, but it remains stalled in the Senate.
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Lula’s Supreme Court poolboy, Alexandre de Moraes, just seized Flavio Bolsonaro’s passport because of what his brother Eduardo said… on my show last Friday. He suggested Flavio should leave the country if Lula won because he may be… wait for it… politically persecuted! We all know it’s just the first step toward attempting to jail him like they did his father. Expect silence from the “pro-democracy” left. You can vote socialists into power, but you can’t vote them out.
🇧🇷 Flávio Bolsonaro diz que PF o intimou no meio da rua para entregar seus passaportes, seguindo decisão de Alexandre de Moraes. Segundo o senador, decisão, que seria para evitar uma possibilidade de fuga do país, teria sido expedida após o resultado da eleição.
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He is charged with participating in the transmission of national defense information and conspiracy to transmit national defense information.
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.@COMEY FACES NEW CRIMINAL CHARGES - Accused of unlawfully transmitting 'national defense information' and 'conspiring' to share it with a reporter while @FBI Director - Two-count criminal information filed OCT 5 - 18 USC 793 (d) "...willfully communicates, delivers, transmits or causes to be communicated, delivered, or transmitted...to any person not entitled to receive it, or willfully retains the same" (g) '...If two or more persons conspire to violate any of the foregoing provisions of this section..." KEY LANGUAGE: "..the defendant (Comey) through one or more co-conspirators directed INDIVIDUAL 1 to disclose national defense information to a reporter for a national news publication.” CONTEXT: While the new court records do NOT identify individual 1, in August there was a subpoena for Columbia Law Professor Daniel Richman as part of investigation into @Comey's alleged leaking to the media. It is not clear whether the Richman subpoena, first reported @FoxNews, was related to these new allegations. NOTE: According to law enforcement records previously declassified @FBIDirectorKash Comey had Richman hired at the FBI in 2015 as a “Special Government Employee” and “liaison to the media" with a high level security clearance. Richman acted as a de facto PR media rep for Comey. His responsibilities included protecting the FBI and Comey’s public image. Reaching out to Richman for comment and will update If I hear back from him.
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Thanks to the great work of the patriots @HSI_HQ, as well as our state and local partners, FIVE more non-citizens have been arrested and charged for illegally voting in past elections. Every time a non-citizen votes, it steals the vote of a hard-working American citizen. The Trump administration is committed to restoring election integrity and making sure that only American citizens are electing America’s leaders.
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Jack Dorsey was one of the worst things that ever happened to social media. Twitter under his watch became a censorship playground where your opinion could get you silenced for saying the wrong thing. Nobody misses that garbage. Elon Musk took over, ripped the place apart, and turned it into X. A million times better. Jack, nobody wants your old Twitter back. Not now. Not ever.
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🚨 WOW! Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent just directed every citizen of Iran to WITHHOLD paying their taxes from the Iranian regime, and start stocking up for the winter "They're running out of DOLLARS...they aren't paying salaries. MY advice to the Iranian people: don't pay your taxes, you're NOT gonna get anything back from the government." "You should start, anything you need for the winter, go and get NOW...there's going to be a big heating fuel shortage." Iran currently has ZERO oil on the water, with loadings at Kharg Island completely halted The Trump administration is starving the mullahs of every last dollar while giving the Iranian people the green light to cut off the regime from within! 🔥 Turns out, Trump, Hegseth and Bessent had a plan all along Things could MOVE FAST after the midterms.
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Replying to @adamfrancisco_
David Jolly is for they/them. Byron Donalds is for you.
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Judge Voldemort / Darth Vader / Pilgrim strikes again
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has been summoned by the Federal Police to hand over his passport within 24 hours by order of Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes. The Supreme Court Justice argues that there is a risk that Bolsonaro could flee abroad to avoid prosecution.
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This doesn't seem like something you would need to do if you won the election fairly.
🚨Flávio Bolsonaro says Lula’s Federal Police have already confiscated his Passports and banned him from leaving the country at the orders of Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes.
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Whoops!
How many people who's names you recognize **shit themselves** on reading this sentence right here. RIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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🚨 FAKE NEWS PIPELINE: Mehek Cooke just cut through the Comey charges. Federal prosecutors allege that weeks before the 2016 election, the sitting FBI director directed a national security leak to a reporter. Her real point: this was not just a leak. It raises whether government officials were using the press to shape what Americans believed while pretending it was independent journalism. If the people investigating the facts are secretly shaping the headlines, who holds them accountable? The FBI’s job is evidence. Not manufacturing public opinion.
Something extraordinary about the James Comey charges. Weeks before the 2016 election, the FBI director allegedly directed a national security leak to a reporter. Think about that. What Americans believed was independent journalism may have originated inside the FBI.
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It's getting ridiculously easy at this point
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BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with violating the Espionage Act for allegedly directing the disclosure of national defense information to a reporter in 2016. The case is assigned to Judge Trevor McFadden in Washington, D.C.
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Follow along… "Person A" has 7 Memos. 4 of 7 Memos are CLASSIFIED. "Person A" leaks 4 of 7 total Memos. It’s a 100% certainty no matter the combo of Memos "Person A" leaked AT LEAST 1 Memo is CLASSIFIED. "Person A" is COMEY. Whoops!
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