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Joined April 2022
Wait a minute, was there a Junji Ito episode like this?
La fille japonaise de 8 ans au toilette qui retire le poster hatsune miku du mur et découvre la cachette secrète de son père fan de mushoku tensei qui l’espionne
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Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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Being moots with so many Barca fans after this Clasico loss is frustrating. I've seen so many Andrew Tate reaction videos its insane
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🚨 People Magazine has named Jude Bellingham as the sexiest player of World Cup 2026. Jude is also in contention for the sexiest man on the planet that will be chosen during November. @marca
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He probably did this shit on purpose. When its correct up until Rodri, people keep coming back to the post until the official top 3 is something completely different
🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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الصباح اللي يجي بعد فوز مدريد❤️
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I love it when my team doesn't know how to act after a win 😭♥️
Most Clasico wins? REAL MADRID More UCL titles? REAL MADRID More La Liga titles? REAL MADRID More official Titles? REAL MADRID More cases in court and only team in Spain under investigation for paying ex-Vice President of Referees? FC BARCELONA
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Real Madrid wins El Clásico against Barcelona. 2-1
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Far from what happened but whatever. We take those
I wont even lie, before my sleep paralysi this morning, I had this dream Barca got a red card in el clasico and we won 9-3
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Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 💫
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i dont care what anyone says this is one of the best battle tracks EVER created i love Deadlock SO MUCH
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Say it aint so
🚨🚨 BREAKING: THIBAUT COURTOIS IS OUT FOR EL CLASICO
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Update: he’s grown up and is now fat and naughty
Latest baby we rescued
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All it takes is one person to say they know who's the Ballon dor winner for everyone to eat it up
J’ai un ami qui travaille chez France football Kylian Mbappe est officiellement le ballon d’or. Il a eu accès à la compil préparée pour le gagnant. Il devance Kane d’une centaine de votes.
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yo so are we going to call him arrogant like we did to vini? @TheRebeccaLowe
❗| Lamine Yamal has booked a PRIVATE PLANE to travel to London for the Ballon d’Or gala, with his entire entourage set to accompany him. He has also already arranged a celebration party in Paris in case he wins the award. [@victor_nahe] #fcblive
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Tell me who golo Soku pls😂😂😂
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Replying to @ThePeiceofNick
I have a few gems 💎
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Bruno Fernandes - all UCL goals against teams from Europe's T5 leagues (he's 32)
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Not a single miss
‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Which game has a soundtrack so good that it lives in your head rent-free?
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Replying to @ManUtd
Bruno 🖕🏼
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