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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
passed by a woman who’s perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I’ve ever known
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
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@HQNewsNowOct 9
Pope Leo XIV: Someone who says 'I'm against abortion' but says 'I'm in favor of the death penalty' is not really pro-life. Someone who says that 'I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life.
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This is eerily similar to initial reports of Covid-19 breaking out in Wuhan, China.
There are now reports from Shelekhov in Siberia about men walking in the city in hazmat suits. The hospital is quarantined and the pharmacies in the city of ran out of antibiotics. The 28-year-old laboratory technician Darya Shipilova died on Friday at hospital in the city after accidentally breaking a test sample with Yersinia pestis at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute and contracting pneumonic plague. Her laboratory was a Biosafety Level 3 lab
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Here's what's going to happen. Trump loses the midterms. He declares massive voting fraud, calls supporters to attack immediately. GOP refuses to accept results. FBI seizes ballots and voting machines within days. Results stall for weeks. Republican officials cancel results in lost districts, order new votes. Protests erupt. Troops deploy under the Insurrection Act. January 3, Congress refuses to seat the Democrats. This isn't prediction. It's pattern. They've already done each of these things.
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
HAHAHAHHAHAHA Drew didn’t get AFP either what a great day. #BB28
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Dolly Parton says she once went through a period so dark, she understood why people turn to drugs and alcohol. “Yes, I went through a bad period of time back in the ’80s when I was going through the change. I was having some female problems, family problems, emotional problems, and I was overweight. I didn’t feel good about myself at all, so I got myself in a pretty bad bind.” “I understood at that moment how people get on drugs, how people get on alcohol, and how people can commit suicide. I didn’t do that because I kept praying, holding on to God, and hanging on to my friends.” “No business thing has ever been able to get me that depressed. It has to be something very personal, either family or something during that middle-age change of life, when your hormones and everything are different.” “I did have a very hard time, but God, praying, friends, and just trying to hang on helped me. Being Dolly, just being me, I thought, ‘Hey, either get off your fat ass and do something about it, or go ahead and blow your head off.’ And I thought, ‘Nah, I ain’t gonna do that.’” “I believe God meant for me to go through that so I could completely feel for other people about everything.”
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Not to be an alarmist or anything but the last time this happened 4% of the global population died.
No human alive has seen an El Niño event this strong. In fact, it’s possible that no human in history has seen an event this strong. Forecasts continue to project a 3.5-4.0°C ‘Super El Nino’. Temperatures in the east Pacific are now widely 5°C above average, peaking at 6°C.
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Let’s not forget who she lays with. The timing of her Christian awakening and the fact that she thinks because she forgave of her predatory husband, we should forgive other hate crimes? When is she going to have that gross hubby of hers on her dumb podcast anyway?
Julie to Jason: “you said with me ‘love one another’ can you find love in your heart for Kamu?” #BB28
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Sulla
@spqr_sullaJul 28
There IS an answer to the Fermi Paradox but it’s very depressing (and no it’s not “no intelligent life exists”, it’s much worse than that)
My issue with the Fermi Paradox is the assumption that intelligence is a natural by-product of evolution. Dinosaurs were in charge for about 500 times longer than we have been, but never got around to inventing the radio. Our love for tech might make us the galactic weirdos.
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Rome “now who’s the real winner?” 😂 #BB28
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Thinking about this edit again
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Thinking again about the midwest emo Beyoncé song
People always think i'm joking or exaggerating when I say there's a midwest emo Beyonce song and that it's really good. i need those of you that haven't heard it to hear me out. Insane thing to casually drop as a bonus track.
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… who shines so brightly & brings so much joy to this world
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Anything for a laugh. If it was salty she still sat there and ate it and at more than once. Im confused. That bitch know I get offended talked abt my food. She could've keep her none cooking azz at the house and starved..Airhead !! Lolol b.i.t.c.h.
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Maxwell 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
No like…yall don’t even GET IT
2016…. You just had to be there
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Attention all big dogs: The page-a-day calendar is back. The 2027 Calendar is ready to preorder at theartofpants.com
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