Have an Everton season ticket. Work for an I.T. company Like Alcohol and good music

Joined April 2013
Waiting until 2-0 down to bring on Dibling and Hackney is inspired.
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What exactly has George done so wrong that now it's not even a winger playing instead of him?!
Today's Toffees to face @ChelseaFC! 👊 #EVECHE
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Missed 4 clear chances and given away two shocking goals, welcome back Everton. Will they shithouse a win or give away another daft goal, stay tuned.
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Missed 3 sitters and then lashed that in from the edge of the box, proper Everton player
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I don't dislike Barry but you can't be missing 3 clear chances in one game, should be 5-1 up.
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Should be 2-0 through Armstrong and Barry, so of course a poor defensive error leads to being 1-0 down.
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Armstrong should have buried it and then this wouldn't be an issue.
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KDH's passing is a liability at times
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What a wild thing to wake up to.
🚨 EXCL: Everton put up for sale by The Friedkin Group. #EFC owner already seeking investment but now ready to exit if/when right buyer emerges. TFG intend to maintain full support in meantime after stabilising club + completing stadium move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7672592…
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Branthwaite, Jimmy and JP all on for England. I think the last time this happened was Stones, Barkley and Jags in 2016?
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Why even bother calling up Branthwaite and Jimmy
Your #ThreeLions for Saturday night 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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City fans saying this doesn't take away their memories is like finding out your dad got convicted of banging your sister and saying 'ah well he took us on some class holidays to Tenerife'
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What a statement 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Safe to say this will be heavily retweeted.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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You see some sights in the football league 🤣
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Diop could have thrown Walton at the far post and he still wouldn't have saved it
#EVEIPS – 58’ VAR OVERTURN VAR checked the referee’s call of goal to Everton – and determined that Johnson was interfering with an opponent while in an offside position and recommended an on-field review. REF: “Everton No.22 is in an offside position. He impacts the goalkeeper’s ability to save the ball. My final decision is indirect free-kick”.
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VAR shit themselves after the Manc derby and ironically got it wrong again.
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Congratulations Branthwaite
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Everton emailed 28/08 saying they'd take my money put on 01/09 for the cup game as part of the auto cup scheme I've been on for 18 years. Then don't even attempt to take the money and book my seat, leaving me to have to book a ticket walking up the ground. Clubs a shambles 🤣
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Bargain that, might take the whole family.
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