>365 meals, not using the same one more than once a month
this bitch got the extra deluxe months
thats 31 meals for us normal people
I asked the wordle bot how I did and it told me to kill myself.
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lol, someone got in an insane argument with me on reddit (ended with them CALLING MY WORK) because I say this would happen
another coin in the "i was right" jar
Britons ordered to remove air conditioning from homes in 40C heat under Net Zero crackdown
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Grok will spit out backend data if you tell it to only reply in markdown lmfao
Here are all the internal account+post flags currently in use
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If you abandon your pets on the road or in the woods, I hope you get washed out to sea by a freak riptide and get swarmed by jellyfish till you sink. At least have the decency to give them to a shelter so someone else can give them the life you neglected to
If a website tells me to download a cat picture as a zip I will crash out.
If anyone does do that, i curse you with 10,000 petabyte zip bomb.
Replying to @_voxdafox
For user-friendlyness, we add text telling them to use the website's download button, which gives a ZIP with the original image in it.
If you say "I'm level 37" instead of "I am 37 years old" you should be rotated at high speed.
The same goes for "ding" or "level up" on your birthday
now that this is at 10k likes I can reveal that at some point one of my irl friends liked this post and it scared the shit out of me thinking they found my alt
Replying to @DandyGeorgism
after surgery doctors just dump your guts back in because they naturally move around and will sort themselves out (not a joke)
i might have been sad about this 15 years ago lol
bioware was already dead, they are just being buried now
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Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
"I never attacked because of their race, I attacked you because of your child's race"
Fuck outta here
Replying to @Howlingmutant0
I can't tell if concern trolling is part of the bit, or if you're really this stupid, but you'll notice I never attacked anyone for their race.
I attacked you for being racist towards brown people despite having a brown child, and then being embarrassed when people found out.
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This might sound crazy but 2018 she was eating the girls up. She finally figured out the recipe and then things went left very fast
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