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Crypto Enthusiastic// Geography lover// Love big crowds / love humans

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Joined September 2021
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Okay. Fuck you. Fuck Islam. Fuck Palestine. My turn.
Fuck u I will get more likes than you
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A Meru son, Kevin Mugambi Gitari, is serving 3 years in a Saudi jail for transporting alcohol that wasn’t his. He was a junior staffer at the Kenyan Embassy in Riyadh. On 16 June 2026, diplomats Linah Lumidi and Charles Oure bought the alcohol (allowed only for diplomats). They handed it to Kevin to transport in his car. When Saudi authorities asked the ambassador to confirm this, he refused. Kevin took the full fall. There are receipts, CCTV of the handover, and a voice recording of the diplomats admitting to Kevin’s wife that the alcohol belonged to them. Yet nothing has been done. Why did the ambassador refuse to protect his own staff? Why is a junior employee carrying the cross for diplomats? Where is the PS for Diaspora Affairs while a Kenyan sits in a Saudi prison for someone else’s drink? #JusticeforKevin
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Millennials walikuwa wanaita boxer cowboy 😂😂
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Millennials walikuwa wanaita boxer cowboy 😂😂
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Mr 6 Months, your lies and deception can no longer fool the people of Kenya. Not a minute more, ndugu. Yesterday, I called you out for going to cheat my cousins in the Gusii Nation. Even tomorrow, I know the lies you are going to spread. The only thing you are doing is an old script of memorizing names of villages and roads in Kisii and Nyamira. This is an old tired script you used in 2022. What a horrible playbook! In four years, you have done nothing for them. No roads, no water, no electricity, no airport, nothing. ZERO! All you have are more lies and handouts. RiggyG is not a road in Kisii or Nyamira. Rigathi is not a water project. Gachagua is not an airport. The truthful man is not a rural electrification project. I am sorry you have nothing to tell my cousins. Maybe you should re-launch the cancer hospital you have launched five times, two of them in my presence. Leave DCP aspirants alone, or you will get another egg in the face, just like when you tried to con the widow and children of my late brother, Governor Gachagua. I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics. The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal. I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious. We shall apply a double Olkalou template in all 290 constituencies across the country. You will have no escape route to rig the elections, intimidate any public servant, or misuse our police service or any state agency. For your information, they are also waiting for you. Every time they look at their payslips or try to access medical care, they vow to retaliate at the ballot on 10th August 2027. You shall vacate State House in shame and humiliation. That is my promise to you and the country! Adios!
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Garissa, wajir, Mandera, Moyale makes a 21% of Kenyan land mass. And ask yourself why out of all the 42tribes in Kenya, why are you the only problematic people?
Kenya is not a shared lineage or ethnicity. We are 40+ tribes bundled us together by the British in 1963 to form a country out of nothing. Somalis inhabit the largest land, nearly 80%. This country is secular; no one has the right to intimidate or question your belonging.
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Garissa, wajir, Mandera, Moyale makes a 21% of Kenyan land mass. And ask yourself why out of all the 42tribes in Kenya, why are you the only problematic people?
Kenya is not a shared lineage or ethnicity. We are 40+ tribes bundled us together by the British in 1963 to form a country out of nothing. Somalis inhabit the largest land, nearly 80%. This country is secular; no one has the right to intimidate or question your belonging.
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Hatujasahau millennials walikuwa wanaita maji waba.
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Hatujasahau millennials walikuwa wanaita maji waba.
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In all this saga between Republican and Democrats, I pity Kash Patel. Dude Is about to be deported to Mumbai to eat human feaces.
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Democrats winning does it mean bullish for crypto?
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Democrats winning does it mean bullish for crypto?
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Ruto is back mamae😩
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Democrats win both the US House and Senate, seizing control from Republicans.
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The day I realized some merchants have insiders in safaricom who can delete your transaction record, Niliogopa p2p
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I feel exchanges are more better and safe than wallets now!
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Sahi ukijaribu kuwithdraw usdt onchain from binance, it will take forever
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Sahi ukijaribu kuwithdraw usdt onchain from binance, it will take forever
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Kuna mwanahabari anag0ngewa na Mtukufa Lies. Ambieni huyo mwanahabari aanze kutumia CD ju ataambukizwa.
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Sisi simps huwa tunafanya vice versa that's why huwa unaona my tweets are very different at ungodly hours. One day i will find true love because I believe it exists, Yes.
Tulisema spoil the person who loves you, don't spoil to be loved😊
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Kenyans are not angry enough. The war that started in moyale will not end there. Borana’s defended Kenyas border once(NFD) and we are going to defend it again. Somalis have agenda. We are the only one in their way. I hope you guys see the bigger picture. I hope its clear now.
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