Durden

The realization that you suck at the things you thought you did well.

It's nice to be back.

You're going to be criticized no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you love.

If you're not hearing back from someone, it's because they have deliberately chosen not to answer you.

Nobody is actually too busy to respond to you.

When you're ugly and don't want to share your pic...

Today is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single and lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

When you tell Bae you only have $10 to spend on Valentine's Day and she acts ungrateful so you call & cancel the reservation at McDonald's.

A lot of people would be so fucked if this is a real thing...

You don't have to be friends with people you don't like. 😊

Expecting nothing from anybody seems to be working out just fine.

Just let people do what they need to do to make them happy. Mind your own business and do what you need to do to make yourself happy.

👌

I don't understand how people can come out of a relationship and then move straight onto someone else.

Spending my last few days in my hometown. I'll miss the Philippines. Good times.

I didn't know my account is still up and running lol. Hello twitter.

It sucks if we can't text or call someone, and all we can do is sit and miss them hopelessly.

Can't keep my hands out of the cookie jar.

Be the type of person to where your ego serves you and you don't serve it.