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floorhusband

@floorhusband

retired gamer. code writer. music enjoyer.

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Joined January 2013
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me as a husband
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how it feels
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 29
i live to become familiar with the architecture of your hands
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lily@divinedeliriousOct 29
oh. i miss the person i thought u were
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drooling😵‍💫😵‍💫
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 29
practicing futile actions such as wondering Why
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 28
stop beating around the bush and kidnap me already
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k@girlwbangsOct 27
for halloween can i be your beautiful loving wife
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c@qowieueurhfhdjkOct 28
just let me know
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Moose@screentimepoetOct 27
I’m perverted but some of you guys are worse
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jinju@najeonchilgiOct 27
Okay baby I can keep going on forever but I’ll leave it at this for now. Funny how punctuation and word placement changes simple phrases. Also funny how if you write the same word enough times, you start to wonder if you spelled it correctly or not. I love you. It’s
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cee@1ovesickkkOct 26
i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover
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notes app@pomegranat3seedOct 27
one day you will find me
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ADONIS
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Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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miss miami 🎧@grlbuttOct 26
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 24
the sexual tension between me and this subtweet about you
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floorhusband@floorhusbandOct 5
why isn't it about me
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTDSep 20
I FEEL LIKE A SKIPPABLE AD RIGHT NOW.
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTDOct 25
THEY’RE KILLING ME TOMORROW CAUSE I ASKED NICELY
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 24
peoples change of pace with me fucks me up so bad
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 24
what if hypothetically i needed you
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