we're so pretty.

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Meow. Meooow. Miaaaaowww. . . . Streeeeeetch.

We love you.

Why are you not cuddling with us? Do you hate our guts? They're nice guts.

The lady who delivers our groceries every week is our best friend. Going outside is scary.

Ah, the light... Did you miss us? We fell asleep again.

The things that Dad used to say, like, "never stay in your comfort zone," never made sense to us in the slightest. Our comfort zone is comfortable. We cuddle and talk about things. Isn't that the most special thing in the world?

Please. Please. Please. If that's okay.

Always. Yes.

Perhaps being models would be nice. ... If we ever wish to get a job. We need to be loved, fundamentally.

Please... Pretty please.

Big ones... Massive...

Boobs. Breasts.

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

Very interesting... May they cuddle the sheep?

Lonely. . . . Fluffy.

Please love us.

We cannot afford to give you many presents this year. But. Would you accept our warmth?

Do you like girls who don't do anything? It's an incredibly important question.

The joke's on all of you. We're marrying her first. Yes, we are.