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Realizing you are only loved only when it’s convenient is such a gut rendching feeling when it should be more, when you would give more, especially during a time when you need more but somehow forever being wrong for even considering asking
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For a better effect, you should sit on a chair with your hands tied behind so you can’t move, then she sits on the table right in front of you while she switches between her hands and her toy then you sit there and watch while filled with ecstasy!!!!
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“Hey Babe, I’m currently busy but I promise to text you when I’m done, I love you”
That's how to communicate 👍🏿
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Nigerians are not asking for luxury when they demand affordable food, reliable electricity, functional hospitals, and decent wages… These are the basic things that allow human beings to live with dignity.
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If you live on the main land, or places like Ifo, aringbajo, sango, ilepa, onihale, owode, gasline, ijaye, agbado crossing, abuleegba, iyana ipaja and so on, and you work on the island, and you are not yet moving close to third mainland bridge by now, just take the day off abeg.
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I’m sorry I ghosted, my mental health was messed up and I didn’t know how to communicate with you in a way you’ll understand because I’m conflict-avoidant.
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Major cheat code for life: realizing you can just decide you're "a runner" or "an early riser" or "a writer" or whatever. Start doing the thing, and you become the thing.
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One of the reasons so many average people stay poor is because they believe they are special. They believe their life is going to magically change because they're going to get a letter in the mail from magic school inviting them on an adventure.
The reality is, we get those letters every single day. They just look like risk and a shitload of work, with no guarantee of a payoff.
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The universe does not owe us meaning. Perhaps that is precisely why we must create our own.
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Educate your children about Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) and people who display narcissistic traits. Teach them to recognize gaslighting, manipulation, avoidant behavior, provoking spirits, trickster spirits, energy vampires, and other related concepts.
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I once dated a man who wants to snack even when I'm on my period.
I informed his friends and they all promised to talk to him.
Guess what they did instead, they
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EFCC busted spike lounge at Beckley estate in Abule Egba and everyone literally ran for their lives except my friend and his wife 🤣 🤣
He said they just continued sipping their drinks and enjoying their chicken and chips 😂
The EFCC looked at them and left without questioning them.
Please go to spike and confirm this before you say I’m lying oo.





















