Outside of Vandy, Arkansas, and miss state (without kamario). You can really lose to anybody any given week.
Nobody is safe in the SEC I’m realizing.
Im watching the Auburn game with my homie, and as soon as we punt the ball he goes “ Your punter last name is cock”?
💀💀
Ahje’ retweeted
Millennials really went from spending hours picking the perfect ringtone and customizing every inch of their phones to keeping them permanently on silent and ignoring every call like their life depends on it.
They went from partying until sunrise with people whose last names they didn't even know to canceling plans because staying home sounds better, then experiencing social anxiety when they actually have to leave the house.
They went from posting every detail of their lives online to wanting absolutely nobody to perceive them.
From surviving on three hours of sleep to needing eight hours, a specific pillow, complete darkness, and zero responsibilities just to function.
From saying “YOLO” to saying “I don't have the energy for this.”
Honestly, millennials have one of the most impressive character arcs of any generation.
We have experienced both extremes of almost everything. We can be completely unhinged on Friday and cancel every plan for the next six months by Saturday.
You can't overestimate us, and you can't underestimate us.
We contain multitudes. Mostly anxiety, nostalgia, and a desperate need to be left alone. 😂
Auburn football is back baby!!!! And we’re about to prove it this weekend. LFG! #WDE 🦅
Ahje’ retweeted
Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
Ahje’ retweeted
Relationship gaps that matter way more than people admit:
- gym gap (5x a week vs. never)
- drinking gap (weekend drinker vs. basically sober)
- going out gap (always wants plans vs. loves staying in)
- travel gap (always planning a trip vs. 1-2 a year is plenty)
- money gap (spender vs. saver)
- living gap (city forever vs. suburbs ASAP)
- ambition gap (career obsessed vs. work is just work)
- texting gap (talk all day vs. “sorry just seeing this”)
- social gap (huge friend group vs. 2 close friends)
- sleep schedule gap HUGE one (10pm bedtime vs. 2am)
- fitness/food gap (tracks everything vs. orders whatever)
Another “offensive guru” at Auburn and we still have the worst offense in college football.
Can’t make this up.
I’ll always take a win, but there has been zero progress with play calling from gordan, QB play and 3rd down stops.
Auburn football is not back.








