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1000x on Moon and they just signed TJR?? Okay Moon is not playing 🚀😮💨
🤝 Paid partnership
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Not everyone talking to themselves in the street is wearing a Bluetooth headset.
Some of us are actually fucking nuts.
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I’m not the target audience for streamers bc I’m out watching nobody live their life and I’m not. That’s just weird to me. Go outside and go live own life man.
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I saw a post this morning from a woman who was congratulating herself on working hard and being able to afford to buy a home. Not bragging, just happy at the accomplishment. One of the comments was from a guy telling her that she had nothing to do with it, that it wasn’t her hard work at all, that it was only God. A lot of people co-signed it.
And I can’t for the life of me figure out why you’d say that to anyone.
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Why is everyone either getting married, buying houses, or travelling? I’m sitting here trying to decide whether to shower now or later tonight?
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After cutting off the toxic friend, they started traveling more, their skin got brighter, and they got a new partner who spoils them so much.
Maybe the toxic friend was me.😭
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I would genuinely love to audit how many workplace problems exist solely because everybody is scared to tell one senior person the truth.
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seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever
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so many “9-5” jobs are really “9-whenever enough of your coworkers leave that you no longer feel guilty about leaving” jobs
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The biggest lie I be telling people is “I respect your decision”. I really don’t at all. That shit sound stupid as hell to me but that’s your life to live.
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I really hate when jobs ask you to set “goals”
my only goal is to keep getting paid so i can afford to live while finding happiness in everything outside of work










