Hi, door dash driver here👋🏽
Since you're asking, the answer is no.
The larger and more important conversation is how out of touch and challenged door dash *customers* are, and I'm more than happy to provide extensive examples of this if you like ✌🏽
I delivered to a house with a sign saying something to the effect of: "I observe the 2nd amendment. Nothing in this house is worth your life"
If a person breaks in, why is the instinct to not just shoot, but kill, said person?
It's not ab rule of law, it's ab your urge to kill
I don't know if/how this correlates to me being gay, but I just discovered I can tongue pop so loudly, it echos here at the park where I'm walking my dog
Pray that you never fuck a guy who ejaculates blood
I'm so dead ass, I used to hook up with this guy who not once, but thrice, came blood. I didn't know but evidently there is a condition that causes this
Ig it's benign/harmless, but when I tell you that it kills the mood...
Why did someone's lame opinion of this tired ass video persuade you to watch it more than once??
Why are youre you so impressionable?
And why are the 1.5m ppl who clicked on this old ass video as impressionable as you?
Normally I think drinking water is healthy but yalls UNHEALTHY obsession and fixation with those fuck ass 16.9oz disposable water bottles doesn't 'need to be studied', it needs to be stopped
You love those generic white dudes who are obsessed with dressing like carbon copies of one another
@AldoJon420
FDA looks to allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review(as long as they're not "carcinogenic")
The proposal is a huge W for Big Food and Big Agra
Experts are alarmed
RFK says "what, me worry?
theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
Criminalizing something because you're personally offended by the scent is not how it works (nor should you want it to work like that)
More to your point tho, criminalizing weed would NOT prevent someone from smoking at 7:35am or even 7:35pm
Ah yes, this tired, old, boring, stolen tweet
Oh and it's also completely nonsensical so @pickover and yall can stop giving it validity by stealing and reposting this fuck ass tweet
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thanks for the likes/follow!
Also I reported this account for impersonation 👍🏽
@Haydengreeg0pr
I was exiting a parking lot and to my right I heard a faint beep multiple times. I looked to see a guy on his little motored bicycle yelling at me for blocking the sidewalk
Instinctively I apologized but then realized he is driving. the wrong way. on the sidewalk.
So, not sorry
I dont listen to the radio or tiktok so I *hadn't* heard this song til I read that ppl claim they haven't heard this song so obviously I had to look it up
Then today I see rolling stone says it has a lot in common with ppl like me who listen to everything but country lol
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’
Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country."
rollingstone.com/music/music…
Did u post a couple pop culture things in response to me pointing out that your account is exclusively "screenshots"?
Oh, is me calling you out also why you deleted your post yesterday?
If you've driven in Sacramento for any length of time, you know how impractical and inefficient it is. Ofc there's a litany of reasons, but I pared it down to ask google why so many of sac roads feel like an afterthought. It's response (ofc I'm paraphrasing here): because it is
It's still 80° at 8pm but simply bc it's Sept yall are in your uggs, hoodies and beanies
I'm a lot of it is ppl craving their version of a (in)security blankey but thise who dress for the weather they want instead of the weather they have will never not look out of place to me
99% of grindr "screenshots" on twt are fabricated, most coming from @twunkthetwink, which is a sad commentary on its own
But I'm inclined to think this one is actually legit, solely based on the fact that it's riddled with spelling errors, which is its own sad commentary indeed






















