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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @MarkHamill
Don't be a #maskhole.
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Just in case you're having one of those days when everything feels heavy and hopeless, here's some chickens playing volleyball.
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On this day in 1969, a new educational show for children premiered on PBS. It was called "Sesame Street." Photos from the Library's Prints & Photographs collections show Jim Henson piloting his muppet creations on early seasons of the show.
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Replying to @donkoclock
I'm holding out for this one instead
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George the Pelican. 💞💞💞
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And now, I can rest.
The new cover of TIME.
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The logo was a sculpture. *Done by yours truly.
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.@SpeakerJohnson Congratulations on your upcoming retirement!
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Yeah baby! Rep. Robert Garcia, the Democrat who is now the incoming chairman of the House Oversight Committee. He posted that last night, after winning his own reelection.
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Good morning Patriots. We're beating the Nazis so let's keep our foot on the gas
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Thank you. We were at Kelsey Grammer’s Christmas party. Scott was wearing his kilt.
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Oh what a beautiful morning!
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Vance says “The reason we lost is the war.” Yeh. But also tariffs, driving up prices well before the war. Unleashing ICE & CBP in a cruel assault on immigrants who aren’t “the worst of the worst.” There’s the unprecedented corruption. Trump added $2.2 billion to his net worth & surrounded himself with billionaires. There’s disruption of the social safety net, with cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and ACA subsides. And Trump’s complete cluelessness - his ballroom, the reflecting pool, adding his name to the Kennedy Center. And finally his obsession with John Husted’s butt.
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I want back the trillions saved by DOGE and the trillions saved by tariffs and the trillions saved by stealing oil from Venezuela and the billions his children stole and then... I want his tax returns for the last ten years. But first every last piece of the Epstein files! Then I have some questions to ask. – at Edgewood, KY
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Santa will wear blue for Christmas. 🥰😉🤭
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