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Joined August 2020
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This “Humble the Bears” shit is hilarious.
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The Bears haven’t beaten anyone. The Bears have also beaten the two teams from the Super Bowl. Also before the season the Bears had hardest schedule so they were due for regression But now the schedule doesn’t matter in the first 8 games The Bears have a bad defense but have the best third down defense and are top 10 in points per game. Also added Jeffery Simmons Lmaoooo
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They were calling him a retarded faggot last year. Great PR.
The PR this guy has is fucking absurd. The NFL is so desperate for this guy to be the face of the league
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Feels good to be out of the QB trenches. But like I still don't believe it. Feel like a dog that was just adopted; any day now they’re going to take me back to the shelter.
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Man no Californians are moving to the fucking RGV
No, it’s because California became unlivable, driving liberals into Texas. Y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
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I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit
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Tyrique 1-on-1 with Njigba is a bad idea.
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Quarterbacks sliding late as hell and getting lit up in the process >>>
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The Bears and the state of Illinois are finalizing an agreement for a new stadium in Arlington Heights. The new stadium will replace Soldier Field as the Bears’ long-term home. The Bears leveraged Indiana’s aggressive strategy in order to get what they wanted from Illinois.
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It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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If you gift me a 4 legs parlay at those odds I’m punching you in the face
FRIENDS GAVE HIM A TNF PARLAY FOR HIS 30TH BIRTHDAY... IT CASHED 💰 (via im_chunks/IG)
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Phishing training doesn't work
In every real corporate job in America, companies run phishing emails tests to stop employees from clicking random BS that hackers use to breach systems and potentially bankrupt the company. It’s called cybersecurity. But it’s Dolan and the Knicks, so suddenly it’s a scandal. In some companies I have worked for if you just ignore the phishing emails and don’t report it as a phishing email you get dinged and have to do a training.
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Completion percentage, ADOT, EPA, CPOE, Tight Window throws… these nerds need to worry about their getting bitches percentage over expected
Zero tight window throws for Caleb Williams. Bears WRs were running wide open all night
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PI or not, this dude cannot catch the fucking ball
Isn’t Rome supposed to have strong ass hands? nh
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Football started to stink when nerds got a voice
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Tart that ass
Replying to @BYUBiotechGuy
I’ll match. For every point BYU beats Notre Dame by I’ll shove a pop tart up my ass
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Nothing personal against CHGO. I know some good people who work there But if they're not brutally honest about Tyson Bagent today, you can forget about taking them seriously as a media outlet ever again
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Need to have a conversation about Rome
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If Bagent was black, he’d never would have gotten this much love from Bears fans. Guy sucks.
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