HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
i have a math degree and still don't know which is surjective and which is injective. please stop using those words. they hurt my wee brain
HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
Typing “gingers” into the pornhub search bar but my dyslexia fucks it up and now it’s black schlong as far as the eye can see
HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
Nobody really wants a one night stand with a prostitute. They want a loving marriage with someone they adore.
HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
"I didn't find a wife in college, it's over for me."
"Nah unc I didn't find one in school so I'm really cooked."
"At the playground, I did not meet a childhood best friend whom I could marry years later. It has never even begun."
HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
there was a guy who would speed down my street with a really loud bike. one time it was late at night and i heard him crash really hard against an abandoned car. i looked through the window and he was covered in blood and not moving. i didnt call an ambulance or tell anyone
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HowlingSomaliV2 retweeted
"Oh jeez, Potter you discovered-"
"Expecto Girlfriendous."
"What?"
"Becomus Girlus Me Yearnus."
"Potter those aren't spells."
"Become qt rich girl who bullies me for finding her cute."
"That's not even an attempt at a spell."


























