foidcow

I am a man

Men are so greedy, like not everything is about you

Dudes be ugly af thinking they deserve happiness

A good date is taking me to buy cute clothes!!

It's fun dating guys just so I can cheat on them repeatedly

Chivalry is truly dead because why are you, as a man, sitting comfortably while a woman has to stand?

I'm weirdly attracted to felons

men are always going to be our natural slaves, whether they’re our dominants or not. and it won’t become mutual submission. I feel as if men truly are the romantic sex, and they live to please us

As a woman I only enjoy cooking cleaning and sewing...i hate school work and manual labor...im literally so foidcoded

I own you

Girl dinner is a big mac with large fries and a white monster

Even if you’re a millionaire, if you’re fat, to me you’re poor

Training an AI agent to reply to my boyfriend's messages for me

Cooking a pizza and telling him to come over for dinner but eating it all before he gets there

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore!

Realizing I’ve been given beauty to bring others towards the truth and not others towards me💕🥹

the best girls can go an entire month without ever paying for food because of how many different first dates they've been on

I told you not to call me while I'm watching my shows, stop acting like you own me

I have to set my ringtone to something pretty because if my boyfriend calls me I don't want the sound to be annoying while I pretend to not hear it

Using dinner to coerce a woman into sex is literal rape

Telling him to just order a pizza so we can split it and then eating almost all of it myself