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*tries to learn someone’s name*
Brain: no we are at capacity
Me: with what?
Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita
Me: Those arent real people those are Mambo no. 5 lyrics
Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life
Me: please stop
Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs 🎺
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I never expected the statement “I am just trying to avoid getting sick” being widely viewed as radical, representative of mental illness, deserving of ridicule, condemnation and scorn by friends and strangers alike.
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By the 30 second mark I thought this had hit the ceiling on accuracy but it just kept going
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Disability and illness is not a punishment for being a “bad person.”
With that said I do not wish Mitch McConnell well. I’m apathetic. The sound between my ears is the calming white noise of two abortion pills being rubbed together.
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MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Reality exists in between the mostly fictional ideas of colonizing Mars and a vaguely socialist Little House on the Prairie. The more time we spend indulging this nonsense, the less able we are to actually make people's real lives better.
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Evergreen in the sense of always relevant but also in the sense of 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 forever
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The fact that Tommy's job on the docks is union whereas Gina's job at the diner all day not only shows the feminization of poverty and explains how women have fewer worker protections. In this essay, I will
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This is my frequent reminder tweet to you all that The Scholomance series has maybe the best take on our current state of crumbling society I’ve ever read, and if you or your older teen kids are struggling with feeling nihilistic, I can’t recommend it enough.
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Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???
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Hollywood writers, on average, are paid $69,510 a year.
Bob Iger is paid $74,175 a DAY.
That is "very disturbing" to me, Bob.
Disney CEO Bob Iger says the writers and actors going on strike in Hollywood are not being “realistic” with their expectations: "It's very disturbing to me." variety.com/2023/tv/news/bob…
