On whores and sluts Women are getting a little aggressive in parroting this “men love whores” line and I’m afraid we’re losing sight of a very important distinction: Whores and sluts are *not* the same thing. I cannot stand whores. I actively despise them. A whore is a woman who has killed off all of her humanity so that she can leverage her sexuality for material pursuits. Whores have no moral compass. No sense of decency. Lying is a whore’s default mode. Whores don’t like sex. They simply trade in it without feeling anything. Whores don’t love men because they don’t love anyone, including and especially themselves. If I find out a woman is a whore I won’t even follow her on twitter. Whores are always and forever banned from my environment. A plague on humanity to be constantly avoided. Demons in skinsuits dispatched from the underworld to rain terror on this earth. Now sluts, on the other hand… A proper slut is a pleasure to be around. Sluts have great energy, they are confident, funny, great conversationalists, interesting, refined. If you’re throwing a house party and you don’t have a few sluts there, your party is going to suck. And sluts have a moral compass. Sluts don’t want to lie to you. They don’t care that much about your money. Put them in a relationship and they won’t cheat. Sluts make great friends. They’ll look out for you. Keep their word. They can trust and be trusted. If you’re in a rut, you can text a slut and be like “hey, wanna grab a drink this weekend” and she’ll be like “haha yea” and then you can get your fix and neither of you ever have to mention it to anyone and that’s totally fine. Sluts genuinely love men and are often loved in return. They love sex so much they’re willing to trade a little status to get more of it. God bless them. I want you all to call up your favorite slut this fine Sunday afternoon and say “Hey slut, I see you and I love you. You are amazing. Don’t ever change.” But can we PLEASE stop calling sluts whores? That is so disrespectful.