I feel like it’s sooo much harder to flirt with gyal like that too. You’ll make witty jokes and have to explain everything 💀
Apply for a job with London Underground.
Put in the years in a customer-facing role.
Apply for a driver’s job when a vacancy arises.
Pass the assessments, pass the exams, and acquire the route knowledge 🔥
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🚨 GOOD NEWS: A 15-year-old in Manchester who was the first in the UK to undergo gene-editing therapy for sickle cell has now finished treatment and lives free of the crises she’d had since birth
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phil foden they can lie about you on twitter but the record books will show what we saw
You can argue all those companies had fake valuations
If they turned off Gemini and those data centres we wouldn’t blink.
Shut down shell and Eon for a day and it’s Armageddon
Lets respect the legacy economy and go back to the good ol days of proper balance sheets
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THESE NUMBERS ARE BRUTAL.
$13.2 TRILLION has been wiped out from AI stocks since their 2026 highs.
That's more than the entire GDP of every country on Earth except the US and China.
• Alphabet: -32%, -$1.62 trillion
• Nvidia: -25%, -$1.49 trillion
• Broadcom: -41%, -$965 billion
• TSMC: -28%, -$700 billion
• Micron: -48%, -$678 billion
• Meta: -25%, -$501 billion
And it's even worse across the sectors.
On average:
• Memory stocks: -60%
• AI power stocks: -53%
• Data center stocks: -50%
• AI chip stocks: -43%
• AI software stocks: -36%
Fml
🚨 BIGGEST SINGLE-DAY WIPEOUT IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY
$2.8 Trillion has been wiped out from the US stock market today so far, the largest one in history.
Previously, the largest single-day wipeout was of $2.69 Trillion during the Covid crash.
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Black Monday (Oct 19, 1987) was the largest one-day percentage drop in S&P 500 history at –20.5%, wiping out roughly $500 billion (about 20% of the then ~$2–3 trillion total U.S. market).
For context, the S&P 500 was down roughly 3–4% in trading on Nov 5, 2026.
Sources:
federalreservehistory.org/essays/stock-m…
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This is one of the most embarrassing 2 year stints to a presidency in my life time. Trump ran on releasing the Epstein files, no more dumb forever wars, ending the war in Ukraine and bringing cost of living down
He has literally done the opposite to all of the above
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BREAKING: Democrat Jon Ossoff wins US Senate election in Georgia.
Democrats now have an 82% chance of controlling the Senate after the midterms.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Major cheat code in life: realizing you can completely reinvent yourself at any moment. You can change your beliefs, your habits, your self-image, and the entire direction of your life. The person you were yesterday has absolutely no authority over who you decide to become today. Give yourself permission to become someone you've never been before.






























