making product of platforms. Roblox. ex-google (borg, kernel). ex-vmware (vsphere, tanzu). ex-mongodb. @jsr@hachyderm.io

Palo Alto, CA
Joined April 2008
I’d love a bluesky invite if anybody’s got one!
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I see Elon got to the “Twilio” line item in their operating costs and asked why that bill was so high…
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Today, our 11 yr old asked us what it was like in the 1900’s…
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Kellogg’s has hired a new SVP and Global CMO. They’re focused on Raisin Bran awareness.
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OH: the biggest thing missing from our house is a 100 yard long obstacle course between the kids room and ours.
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Two exciting new additions to the personal computing history collection!
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tfw you realize we never gonna make it to mars
What if I want to keep a trust or two, instead of going all the way to zero trusts?
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OH: Patching is the lowest level of chaos testing we do.
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ChatGPT is amazing. Just like real people, it’s too busy to talk to me.
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How does a bee know that it can sting and how to do it if it dies afterwards?
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Every microservice can be a monolith if you only build one of them.
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What’s your favorite monolith framework?
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Can we bring back Friendster?
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In retrospect, being slow when you connected with too many people was a feature, not a bug.
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Bringing my authentic self to work on halloween
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Maybe Twitter engineers can help Tesla fix their panel gaps in return.
JUST IN: Elon Musk asks Tesla Engineers to meet with Twitter product leaders and review site code.
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OH: the team that hired you initially is your biological team.
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