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Dissafected malcontent. Cinephile. Politics & sports aficionado. Depressed Arsenal Fan.

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Joined September 2010
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Replying to @FulhamFC
Is your interviewer a psychopath by any chance? Absolutely zero empty
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Replying to @FulhamFC
Sack that man doing the interview. Guy has just told him and everyone watching he LOST HIS CHILD and he goes aye but anyway let’s talk about football more ?? Heartless bastard.
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Carlos Alcaraz just hit a DROP VOLLEY WINNER FROM THE BASELINE. Holy smokes. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 LIAM DELAP HAS MADE IT THREE FOR NOTTINGHAM FOREST! WHAT A COUNTER ATTACK! Nottingham Forest 3-1 Manchester City. teapawt.net/canadafreezy/status/21…
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Arsenal equal their best-ever start to a Premier League season: 2022/23: 27 points after 10 games 2026/27: 27 points after 10 games Brilliant from Mikel Arteta's side 🔴
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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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Soccer player does his penalty kicks in slow motion, a breakdown
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TWO FANS HIT HALF-COURT SHOTS BACK-TO-BACK FOR $10,000 EACH NO WAY. 🔥🔥🔥
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Point of the year from Carlos Alcaraz and Taylor Fritz? 😳
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COMEBACK FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION 🌎🤯 @carlosalcaraz #RolexParisMasters
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A dramatic ending to secure their second win 🤯 The Torreense fairytale continues 👏 #UEL | @scu_torreense
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UP FOR THE CUP 🏆 There is NO catching Rubaud in the @BetMGMUK Haldon Gold Cup. That jump at the last 😍 @PFNicholls | @samtwiston
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Fielding and Brand come off terribly here, but so does Ross. He's ostensibly "protecting" Allen, while actually using her as a prop to joke around with his sex pest mates. Brydon and Mitchell, meanwhile, are "sexless" because they don't treat women as objects. It was a grim time. – at Cardiff, Wales
Russell Brand and Noel Fielding on Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2007)
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Russell Brand and Noel Fielding on Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2007)
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Of course Russell Brand is guilty. He's joking about it all here. Narcissistic nonce.
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.
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Russell Brand has been denied. His lawyers asked, as an act of humanity, for him to be allowed to say goodbye to his family. The judge rejected the request.
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BREAKING: Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape and sexual assault. Sky's Katie Spencer reads out all the verdicts. trib.al/rXT5Zcd
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