Chris Hemingway retweeted
If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.
Chris Hemingway retweeted
I’ve now seen tweets and Facebook posts about branches of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, and Morrisons being ‘fully stocked’ today.
So genuinely, you now have enough toilet roll and baked beans to last you until you’re down to your last roll or tin
Chill the fuck out, and stay home!
Chris Hemingway retweeted
Boris Johnson prays to God that this video never makes it into the public domain. Because in his own words it shows what he REALLY thinks of our NHS. If voters saw this it would leave them in zero doubt. Of course BBC will never show voters it.
Chris Hemingway retweeted
We own TheBrexitParty.com. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)
Chris Hemingway retweeted
We love ya @noelfielding11 x
Yes, we had a bit too much time on our hands. So we made a gif out of your weird and wonderful wardrobe on this year's #GBBO. Enjoy.
Chris Hemingway retweeted
Let's get this in before it starts: who's going home?
RT once you've voted! 👏 #GBBO
43%Helena
21%Phil
7%Steph
29%Priya
14 votes • Final results Chris Hemingway retweeted
PRIYA: • Last but certainly not least; the #GBBO winner of 2019
• Look at that smug smile! She already knows she only has to give it a half-arsed effort to wipe the floor with these idiots
• PREDICTION - Will win the entire thing without even breaking a sweat
Chris Hemingway retweeted
I love the fake sympathy from the other bakers when someone messes up, like they aren’t secretly over the moon #GBBO
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...and here’s what it looks like now! Big things come from small beginnings 💪🌍
Chris Hemingway retweeted
It’ll be such a relief to get away from the pedantic rules-obsessed control of Parliament and have our country’s fate determined by EU leaders, like it used to be.
Chris Hemingway retweeted
We've been saying this for years 🤷 ow.ly/pi7230mtsTT
Chris Hemingway retweeted
The Town Hall is lit up red and we’re gearing to go for tonight’s launch. We’re looking forward to seeing you all this evening 💃🏻 #LIFF2018
Chris Hemingway retweeted
"There is nothing more British than carving 'friendship with all nations' on a coin nobody else will see unless they are already trapped on our rainsoaked prison island, trying to scramble together enough change to buy a pint of Ruddles in a Wetherspoons"
joe.co.uk/news/brexit-coin-2…
Chris Hemingway retweeted
All In. Leeds.
@channel4 is looking for a home outside London. So we sent them a love letter from Leeds. Read it at allinleeds.com.
#4Sparks
#AllInLeeds















