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Dear AP: if you are shot in combat, you are "wounded". If you get a paper cut at work, you are "injured". Update your stupid stylebook.
I’m not flying Southwest Airlines anymore. If I’m gonna get screwed I might as well get screwed on a nice clean plane.
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Congressman Robert Garcia is my favorite now. We all need to call a dick a dick when the time comes.
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Trump and his minions talk about the government like he wasn’t president for four years RECENTLY.
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What’s the difference between USAA and other insurance companies ? USAA addresses you by your rank when they disappoint you.
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There is very little evidence that Trump’s secret service code name is going to be “Putin’s Little Bitch.”
This decorated combat veteran is voting for Allred. Because Ted Cruz is a useless party hack. Serving in the Senate is a serious job. Allred won’t flee the state because it’s cold outside.
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Testicular cancer is among the most treatable, curable cancers, but it can be deadly if you ignore it. Five things every guy should know, from @RossKrasnow bit.ly/3d2UOIo via @MedStarWHC
Take this seriously, y’all! It sneaks up on you like a Ninja!
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