Miss Fortune

I was packing for San Diego and found my Von's key fob. Reminded me of 2 haggard men in line behind me a few days after 9/11. They were talking and one said to the other,"I don't know nothing 'bout that al Qaeda (verbally butchered pronunciation) network, is it like QVC?"

R.I.P. Sayaka Kanda

RIP Anne Rice (10/04/1941 - 12/11/2012) author of The Vampire Chronicles, The Wolves of Midwinter, the Mayfair Witches series and more.

Anyone know where I can get Funko Pop! clear ptotective cases in bulk (to get a better price)? #funko #FunkoPop

I 💝 Swedish Fish

There are currently 19 Lego themed shows / movies on @netflix

Going to my first silent party / silent disco. Headphones were only $40.00

Just got done watching "Don't F*ck With Cats" on Netflix. If you're an animal lover or want to see internet justice - watch it. Some parts are hard to handle but that's reality. #cats #aminaladvocates # magnotti

R.I.P. Eddie Van Halen

I wonder if Courteney Cox puts "Misfits of Science" (1985) on her resume

RIP John Saxon

🤠Tipping my hat to Charlie Daniels 🤠 Uneasy Rider:tinyurl.com/y8fpymur Legend of Wooley Swamp: tinyurl.com/yax63xhs Devil Went Down To Georgia: tinyurl.com/ycn2cjvt #RIPCharlieDaniels

YES! Netflix is making another season of Ozark! #Netflix #Ozark #binge

So happy i made All Star in the Altador Cup! Still have some extra days to rack up more prize shop points. #neopets #altadorcup #allstartrek

I tested positive for COVID two weeks ago. Spent three days in ICU wearing bipap mask and feeling like I was in a horrible sci-fi movie. Now waiting to see if I will regain hearing in my left ear or not. Seriously, I'm like God's personal punching bag.

Greta Thunberg always looks like she's constipated

If you won the lottery for 200 million dollars, how would you collect it?

Dear Twitter, I have a FICO score of 818. Please stop adding promoted payday advance, credit repair and secured high interest credit cards to my feed. I'll sell one of my low functioing kidneys before turning to the bloodsuckers.

I bet the TSA is shitting a brick with @JetBlue announcing passengers will have to wear masks. Those billions spent on facial recognition / biometrics just went down the drain. Makes you wonder if THIS is why RealID was created. #conspiracy #ConstitutionalRights

The convention center is less than four miles from my house. Was looking forward to hosting my out-of-town friends. Let's hope 2021 will make up for it!