the refs made the dream shoot 20% from three and the field 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THANK GOD theyre playing the game at 12:30 we dont need more eyes on this product 😭😭😭😭😭

pov if you locked the valkyries and dream in a gym until either of them scored 100 points

BOOM COME OUTSIDE PUSSSYYYYY GET NAKASE BOMBED #ValksIn6 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

The Valks Regular Szn Big 3 normally vs. in the Finals:

VB they're saying kate martin is a vampire sucking all ur basketball ability out of your soul and that you're a glorified role player. Gabby they're saying ur a perennial loser who can't dress for shit and morphs into 2026 Ariel Atkins everytime ur in the finals. Ceci they're saying ur the DIRECT reincarnation of Benito Mussolini. Kaitlyn they're saying ur a DEI hire who doesn't deserve to be a professional basketball player and that ur the reason ppl think Asians can't play basketball. Tip they're saying u spend more time cosplaying as a mentally-challenged fish flopping outside of the water than playing basketball. Natalie they're saying ur an adderal addicted mentally insane cokehead who's hobby is inflicting Pearl Harbor PTSD onto other people. Kayla they're saying u have all those muscles for no reason and you should be playing linebacker for the 49ers because basketball definitely isn't for you!! Ja they're saying ur the WNBA Tidjane Salaün and ur the worst 6poy winner in the history of the sport and you can't play in the offs. Kaila they're saying you suck at every facet of the sport and people only know you for your looks. Prove them wrong Valkyries. #ValksIn6

POV veronica burton and kate martin 1v1ing for their date night:

Guess the WNBA Team (Valkyries Edition) PG: ASS SG: ASS SF: ASS PF: ASS C: ASS 😁😁😁😁😁😁🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Whole time the "bomb noises" that reporter heard were just the valkyries doing shooting drills

Guess the WNBA team: PG- CHEATING STRIP CLUB WHORE SG - MAN BEATER SF - CUCK WORM ZIONIST BOOK CLUB CONNOISSEUR PF - H*TLER C - DEI DPOY MADE OF GLASS