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Raiding for dummies. @RaidersGuild brought to you by your friends at @MallardOrder only on Cardano. Step 1 Fire up the new site at app.raidersguild.io/
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ihatepants retweeted
🐈 $BILLY × @TMO_RH 🦆 30 FREE MALLARD MINTS UP FOR GRABS! The Mallard Order is coming to @RobinhoodCrypto. 10,000 vessels. Each with its own on-chain Vault holding real tokenized stock. secured for the $BILLY community: 🦆 30 FREE MINTS 🎫 50 GUARANTEED WL ⚡ 100 FCFS SPOTS how to enter: ✅ follow @TMO_RH + @billydollarcat ✅ like + repost ✅ drop your EVM (Robinhood Chain) address below ⏳ ends in 72 hours. the crypt is watching… 👀
🤖 Made with AI
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ihatepants retweeted
Out of the @TMO_RH 10K supply here's the current allocation - 1,300 free Effigies. Gone. 1,152 OG claims. Locked. 2,406 GTD and 1,821 FCFS. Earned. 6,879 of 10,000 Initiates are already spoken for. There is only be 2,660 left for Public phase. That’s it. 461 WL spots left. The Trial closes OCT 29th, 11:59 PM ET.
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I’ll take all your bread ser…
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Another glimpse of what is being forged behind the veil. The Trial nears its end, but there is still time to earn your place among the Initiates. November 1st draws near. You've seen fragments of our world. The greater mysteries remain untouched.
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There are levels to this... @TMO_RH, @mallardorder
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You can't make this sh*t up @MallardOrder @TMO_RH
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If you've been wondering about the upcoming @MallardOrder collection on @RobinhoodCrypto, make sure you're following our official Robinhood Chapter, @TMO_RH. The article below breaks down everything you need to know about the mint, including DAY 1 utility. No excuses for being out of the loop. And let me tell you mfers something about the art. You're NOT ready for this level of quality. Over 250+ traits. Fully hand drawn digital artwork. High resolution. Every detail crafted with intention. No rushed AI art slop. No pumping out 10,000 recycled JPEGs just to chase a quick mint and some secondary market volume. We're not in the business of treating our community like exit liquidity. We're here to remind the NFT space what it looks like when a team actually gives a damn about its product, its reputation, and the people supporting it. Quality art. Real customer service. Actual utility. Long term opportunities. And that's where QUESTS.FUN (@questsdotfun) comes into the picture. We're building something far bigger than another NFT collection. An entirely new platform connecting businesses and consumers through interactive experiences, adventures, and rewards. TMO INITIATES holders will have advantages within that ecosystem, including VIP access, expedited wait times, enhanced rewards, and opportunities designed to make holding an asset actually MEAN something. The NFT should be more than a speculative ticket you pray someone buys from you for more money next week. It should OPEN DOORS. We didn't spend years building The Mallard Order just to turn around and sell you another collection with nothing behind it. We're building the doors, the rooms behind them, and an entire ecosystem worth being part of. We're not here for a 48 hour pump that secondary volume strategy is a fucking zero sum game... We're here to build something that lasts.
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Ten thousand Initiates, drawn by hand with massive utility
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ihatepants retweeted
A glimpse of what was forged behind closed doors. TMO INITIATES is not merely a collection. It is an invitation into something far greater. What you are witnessing is but a fragment of what has been set in motion.
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We (@MallardOrder, @TMO_RH) don't bend the knee or kiss any rings. We don't wait for doors to open. We open them ourselves. We let the building, the execution, and the momentum do all the talking. @RobinhoodCrypto soon...
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Thousands have entered the Trial of the Feather, and the demand has been INSANE. You claimed every FREE NFT spot. So we opened the reserves. MORE FREE NFT CLAIMS AND GUARANTEED WL SPOTS ARE NOW LIVE. Your chance to join the upcoming @TMO_RH mint on @robinhoodcrypto is far from over. And something MUCH bigger is coming during our WL event. This time, the entire community will face it together. Enter the Trial: trial.mallardorder.io
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Our artist brought the banner of the Order to life stroke by stroke. The Trial is all over your timeline. Chests opened, Seals forged, Sigils traded. Ducks everywhere. You can’t scroll your TL without seeing them. But the Trial is just the door. A sample of what’s coming.
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You following us yet? New page
The Oath of Secrecy is taken once. It is not taken lightly. A new look. A new chapter. The Initiates are being called once more. We are back. The Oath remains. Earn your place.
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ihatepants retweeted
The Oath of Secrecy is taken once. It is not taken lightly. A new look. A new chapter. The Initiates are being called once more. We are back. The Oath remains. Earn your place.
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You know the scene in the movie "The Crow" where he climbs out of the grave locked in on revenge? That's the exact arc we're in. You're going to see us on your timeline whether you want to or not. Everything we've shipped so far is maybe 10% of what's coming. Time to start rolling out what we've actually been building. A lot of you are already piecing it together that trial.mallardorder.io is just a small example. The full thing is going to change engagement for every business that actually wants results. @robinhoodcrypto users are about to get hit especially hard with the realization. This product will be a first of its kind! If you haven't tried the trial yet, you don't need a wallet or any NFTs. Log in with your X account and start earning. Read the article below to get started:
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Hey @X need some @Support for my buddies at @MallardOrderRH The account isn’t impersonating anyone. It’s actually the opposite, many projects have tried but none have come close to matching the drive and innovation of the Mallard Order.
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