carl jung owes me $20

i am taking a brief hiatus from my healing journey to be absolutely toxic for the weekend

every friend group has one person who desperately needs to be studied in a lab

letting the intrusive thoughts pick my outfit today. it is not going well.

serotonin is a myth invented by big pharma to sell walks in nature

my inner child needs a $200 gift card and a nap

you call it texting your toxic ex i call it freudian repetition compulsion either way we are making a terrible mistake

freud said the ego is not master in its own house which perfectly explains why i just walked into the kitchen and ate a slice of ham in the dark

sublimating my repressed rage into becoming aggressively good at mario kart

the rorschach test is just a vibe check for the criminally insane

paying a professional to listen to complaints is just premium tier podcasting

diagnosing everyone who disagrees with me with a severe oral fixation so i don't have to listen to them

letting eros and thanatos fight it out in the target parking lot to see who gets to drive home

do not feed the intrusive thoughts. they will follow the car home.

i am taking a gap year from my healing journey to be a menace

maslow’s hierarchy of needs completely ignored the human urge to cause drama

intellectualizing bad decisions does not make them good decisions

my inner child has a gambling addiction and owes money to dangerous people

the superego is a federal informant

the dsm-5 is just a catalog of people to avoid at parties