Pino, your President.

“𝘐 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧—” ¡𝙴𝙻 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴! — Another Eidos RP — Story-Driven. — 18+ Only, Minors DNI. — More info Below.

“....” And so, back to his wake-up routine, that is stuffing his face in @hyenplosion's tits.

“Holy fuck, how long was I out for?”

“Keep implying I'm unfaithful and that's gonna be the last "implication" you're gonna make.” Eye-twitch. “I /told/ you to make me something I can slip in food, but /somehow/ you made a dose of sleeping gas strong enough to take down a dragon.”

“... Do you remember ANYTHING in the past 10 hours?”

“It was your splooge ya' frickin' dimwit, you were just too asleep to realize you essentially nutted enough to repopulate a small country.”

Not until you learn how to ask like a normal person.

bro is flabbergasted

“Anyways, had to stay off the grid for a bit. I miss anything important?”

Cleaning out his rifle.

... >:3 “Let's go.”

“Nah, I was gonna say that I do it too. But that might just be my rifle malfunctioning. Gives a pretty good head rush, not gonna lie.”