Software Engineer 💻 Loves abandoning side projects ❤️

Adelaide, South Australia
Joined September 2016
Caleb 🏡 retweeted
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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MachineLearning has to learn a lot
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This is an insanely bad idea.
The EU is putting lie detector robots on its borders. (Now This) #Robotics #AI
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Caleb 🏡 retweeted
In JavaScript you can use the spread syntax to find what an emoji is made up of ✨
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JavaScript tip: when working with large numbers make sure you use BigInt to prevent bugs due to overflows ✨
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Alright, look, we've got good open-source 3d printers. Can y'all take a step back and make some good open-source 2d printers now?
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Remember when Apple sued Woolies over their logo looking like an Apple? This event artwork looks very fresh food people
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NZ: We're going into lockdown. You'll hear from me a lot. AUS: Going to the footy. Wait, why are you at the beach?! Go get haircuts. Schools are clopen. We need to help essential workers, which is everyone. Unleash the plague ship! Parliament is closed. Mining CEO in charge now.
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Caleb 🏡 retweeted
Going to be harsh now: I don’t care if the variable name takes you longer to type. Intellisense is there for you to use. Don’t choose development convenience over long term readability. #DevDiscuss
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Caleb 🏡 retweeted
Most of the pre-agile, pre-CD methods had software life cycles where the final box in the diagram was "deployment." The lifecycle ENDS when the product goes live? That seems unbelievable from a 2020 perspective, but there it is.
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My favorite short blog post read of the year thus far: forrestbrazeal.com/2020/01/0…
Lots of managers think that to get things done you need to create a sense of urgency. @testobsessed explains why it's more effective to create a sense of momentum testobsessed.com/2020/02/mom…
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Nothing in life prepares you to navigate the AWS console. Nothing.
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Caleb 🏡 retweeted
✨ If you don't rely on enum values calculated at runtime, use const enums to decrease the size of your JavaScript bundles.
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It's 2020. CI/CD + TDD is the software engineering equivalent of washing your hands before a surgery. It shouldn't be debatable and if you're not doing it, it should your top.priority to start.
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Caleb 🏡 retweeted
WHY ARE COMMAND Q AND COMMAND W RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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$ ls -lah ~/.cache/bazelisk/bin/bazelbuild/ \ | awk -e '{print $9 "-" $5}' \ | tail -n 15 \ | cut -d'-' -f 2,5 \ | sed -e 's/-/ /g; s/M//g;' \ | ~/.local/bin/termgraph --title "Size of Bazel on Linux (MB)" --width 40 --suffix MB
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