Founder / head brewer @stroombrouwers, audiophile, social researcher, professional immigrant, reformed punk rocker.
Gent, Belgium
Joined March 2009
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My wife just realized she'd been out all day with no makeup and described it as "raw face" and I can't get over it
Let us rejoice
Na jaren waarin de gemiddelde mannenborst in beeld gebracht werd zonder ook maar één enkel haartje erop, lijkt borsthaar aan een renaissance bezig. weekend.knack.be/human-inter…
So now I'm just home alone? What are you childless people doing with yourselves? I don't know what to do.
Oh no, the frog is back. Where was it the last 5 months?! Is it frog mating season? I'm no herpatologist... another one of my many faults
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Hey kids, we're hosting a beer and chocolate event at the brewery this Saturday - sign up at holycow-chocolate.be/product…
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💖 Love 💖 Love 💖 Love 💖 Supreme may just be the perfect beer for Valentine's Day 🥰 stroombrouwers.be/beer/supre…
Just got the 3rd person in the last hour telling me "they're both pretty bad anyway" and I can't convey strongly enough how much I disagree
When I'm biking through my neighborhood
And I see through the front window that my neighbors are watching NFL
I waste a lot of breath defending flyover country and telling Europeans that redneck Americans aren't as dumb as all that. Then I open my facebook and see what my Western Colorado brethren are compelled to post.
...I'm so happy I'm in Belgium.
Me: want to hang out?
Belgian: Sorry, it's the 7th death anniversary my boyfriend's mom's second uncle, so we all have to go to Zwartemaldegem for the entire weekend
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** I HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE THE POST OFFICE **
YOUNG PEOPLE: Call your grandparents and ask if they got the card you sent.
IMPORTANT: DO NOT SEND A CARD.
When they say no, you sound very sad. "Oh, that's too bad. I heard that Trump was really underfunding the post office."
Yes, pleaaaase
"... even ones who at first were taken aback by her tough standards and liberal use of curse words."
politico.com/news/2020/07/27…
Try all you want, Belgium. I'm not willing to reconsider my positions:
1) Sting sucks
2) "Warm" is not a valid qualifier of a meal
That is all.
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Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason trib.al/VEoSnqj
