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⠀⠀( even in his state of unconsciousness , he manages to mutter “ SCREW YOU ” , although it’s very muffled because his face is pressed against the floor . )
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⠀⠀( a blender just spawned out of thin air and dropped on his head . he is now unconscious )
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// and as it turns out n never gave permission to either of them he was going to make torpedo wraps for them as a treat but now there’s no kitchen because they burnt it down while he was away
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⠀⠀ ⋆ ៸៸⠀ཾ༵ we’ll 𝕱͟𝐈͟𝐆͟𝐇͟𝐓͟ our
𝚠𝚊𝚢 ─┈ ☄︎ out of these
𝐓͟𝙴͟𝙽͟ 𝐘͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐑͟𝐒͟ ͟ ͟.͟ ⋆⠀╱ ╱ ☾ ུ
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Replying to @KevesDefender @fuIIofbeans
“The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your tirkin for you.”






















