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no I will not make out with you

Joined February 2019
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I live my life for the ass shake women do as they are pulling their yoga pants up
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Yall ever see a hot lady cop and instantly want to do bad shit? Or just me
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Hopefully the fuckboi list doesn't affect the 2020 draft. Lots of talent out there this year.
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I hate when I want to say okay and autocorrect makes it 'olay' Cuz now I'm in a ring fighting bulls with a red sheet and I just wanted to keep this minimal to begin with
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<---- will be on that same bullshit in 2020
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Woke up fucking awesome again
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If you have food allergies stay home by yourself this Christmas you annoying fuck.
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Is there a slut list going around? Asking for..uhh..my friend
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Dont be afraid to take what you want while the others are waiting for it
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Strippers with university degrees are smarter than the average bare
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If I'm not on the twitter player list I'm cancelling Christmas.
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Trying to get your overly drunk friend into the taxi at 3 am.
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my mexican father thought R2D2 was named “Arturito”
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Girls on instagram be like
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