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Security, entrepreneurship, computers❤️

Boston, MA
Joined December 2008
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I’m going to share with you all something I shared with someone on an advisory call this week: Stop rewarding the academic theater of PM best practices. I’m tired of folks thinking you put insights into a magical PM framework and a great business spits out the other end.
Product Managers on Reddit Are Giving Up 🫡🥲
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🏴‍☠️ Registration has opened! Join us from August 7th to 14th for a virtual Capture The Flag (CTF) event, proudly featuring PCAP data captured by GreyNoise. 🏴‍☠️ noisefest.ctfd.io/
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Detection engineers, security analysts, and general security nerds: show off your skills in digging through PCAP with our special CTF challenge, culminating in a winners reveal at our Vegas party! (you can participate online-only too!) Get glory & win [not stupid] prizes
🏴‍☠️ Registration has opened! Join us from August 7th to 14th for a virtual Capture The Flag (CTF) event, proudly featuring PCAP data captured by GreyNoise. 🏴‍☠️ noisefest.ctfd.io/
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Disclaimer: The prizes may actually be stupid, not sure. BUT IN A FUN WAY, as we do @GreyNoiseIO
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Counterpoint: maybe playing MITRE ATT&CK bingo and having detections alert for every recon/initial access attempt/etc is not the best idea?? vs detect the whole attack at some point in the lifecycle (caveat: have not read the report and not sure that is the conclusion)
Very interesting article from @DarkReading. “…from production SIEM platforms…such as Splunk, Microsoft Sentinel, IBM QRadar, and Sumo Logic, and found that they have detections for just 24% of all MITRE ATT&CK techniques. That means that adversaries can execute about 150 different techniques that can bypass SIEM detection, while only about 50 techniques are spotted…”
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It's almost that time of year! Come hang with us and see if @kimb3r__ finally pays me the $ she owes (IYKYK)! We'll be hanging out off the strip on 8/10 as well as having a (virtual) CTF going on so that folks near and far can participate! Space is limited, FTR.
The First Annual NoiseFest is almost here!! General Admission is now LIVE, request your invite today! 🤩hubs.ly/Q01W6VtV0
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Rick Astley NAILING a Smiths cover set is the feel good story I didn't know I needed
Rick Astley and Blossoms covering The Smiths’ 'Panic' 💐 #RickAstley #Blossoms #Glastonbury #Glastonbury23
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Translation: PMs now do PMM. A tale as old as time (or vice versa, PMM response for PM)
Brian Chesky just told the audience they got rid of the PM function at Airbnb. The crowd of designers erupts in applause
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Entry level PMs aren't trusted with making big investment decisions, like 'we should spend 6 months of 3 teams manpower building a new product for new market X', just like Jr Engs aren't trusted with architecting massive changes
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I really want to put a blog together that has concrete examples from real life product people on what we actually *do* and no it's not making JIRA tickets all day
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We love our partners; together we make organizations more secure! If you want to chat about "GreyNoise 🤝 Your Organization" intel sharing, slide into my DMs!
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Lots of cyber security companies are going to fail this year. They will close their doors from running out of money or go to private equity asset sales. This is going to suck in the near term but be a good thing for the industry in the mid to long term. Many of these businesses *deserve* to die, but have subsisted on cheap/free outside capital since money has been free for a while and the new wave of more naive VCs are incredibly inexperienced at diligencing cybersecurity technologies. The companies that will fail will be the companies that are hemorrhaging cash and not providing enough customer security value to justify their existence. High marketing spend, low customer logo count, low renewal rate. All of those companies at the RSA and Blackhat vendor hall with gigantic booths that claim to solve problems that you as a security person ask constantly yourself: "is this really a problem???" have the largest targets on them and will represent the majority of companies that fail. The failures will start in earnest approximately 12 months after it became clear that money was expensive again (12 months from summer of 2022, which puts the crunch time at this summer). The failures will likely continue for at least one full year and slow down around summer of '24. If you are a founder or executive at one of these companies, my unsolicited guidance is as follows: - Get onto a cashflow break-even glide path with whatever money you have in the bank as soon as humanly possible. Stop tracking against future fundraises and start tracking against break-even. Do it now. - Revisit first-principles on your business (what problem are you solving, how are you solving it, what is the alternative to your technology). If what you're doing now isn't working, evaluate all other options. Evolve or die. - If you haven't found product market fit, give your product away for free and interview all of the users to figure out a new strategy for monetizing that you may not have considered. The security community will literally tell you what they want and don't want. All you have to do is listen. - Seriously consider consolidating with a partner, competitor, or larger technology provider.
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If you enjoyed @hrbrmstr's killer @GreyNoiseIO blog on "The Life of a GreyNoise Sensor" which was primarily around benign traffic (the generally "good"/well-intended actors who scan the Internet like our good friends at @shodanhq and @censysio), check out the latest post on one week of *malicious* traffic from the perspective of a GreyNoise sensor. Lot's of excellent empirical, first-hand, primary sourced hard data and supporting visualizations. greynoise.io/blog/a-week-in-…
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Once I joked about making this an option for candidate vetting in interviews: "here's 20 bucks, go buy Factorio and show me your factory in a week" Was kind of not joking
I don’t understand why every Factorio fan space isn’t wall-to-wall engineer recruitment ads or similar.
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Unfortunately this is the risk teapawt.net/alicemazzy/status/1632…
how funny would it be if you hired a bunch of factorio players but they never did any work because your problem domain was less interesting than factorio
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My friend just asked me if I had played Factorio recently and I just lmaod and replied "I need to be able to live my liiiife" Anyway really fun game, dopamine hit off the charts. NEVER PLAY IT. Or roll like me and hyperfocus play it for 10 hours straight The factory must grow
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