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Joined April 2013
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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really important decisions for this platform should be made by…
11%employees of twitter
89%public poll on this site
162,662 votes β€’ Final results
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i still work at twitter i used to attend meetings about tweaking the icons last night i drank 8 redbulls and rewrote the worst parts of our direct messages backend i haven’t felt this alive since cs 301 thank you elon
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Self care is canceled. We’re doing acid and yelling at the moon naked
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Hey mental health twitter, I'm about to really piss you off: If you have a mental health episode, you still owe the people you exploded on an apology. You still did it! It's not their job to roll over and let you treat them however you want :)
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Tesla is down 6.5% since Elon got this haircut
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NEW: Kim Jong Un bans leather coats to stop citizens from copying his look - Daily Mail
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I have 12+ credit cards with 0 debt and a credit limit of Β£100k+. I could max them all out along with large loans and run away into remote Siberia and live very comfortably in a cabin. I have a 60 page PDF on how I would do this. Just waiting on starlink @elonmusk
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"My daughter wanted to be Samus for Halloween, my wife spent two months making these for her" bit.ly/3Cqyv9W
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two days into my first social media job and i already lost their fucking verification
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Let me break it down for you. Coding is: - 1% actually coding - 40% debugging - 15% coffee breaks - 30% googling errors - 9% staring with your colleagues at the screen - 5% trying copy/pasted solutions from Stack Overflow
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If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say β€œI’m flirting with you” or else I’m just like wow they’re nice
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Neil Young has joined forces with a new Kickstarter campaign that uses discarded cell phones to save the rainforest: rol.st/1tSr6qr
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OBAMACARE OR NOT IMA STILL FIX YO BITCHASS UP WORD TO YOUR MOTHER
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How soda impacts your health
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