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as a young woman I feel very lied to by fairy tales, for instance no one has ever attempted to cook me into a stew
being in your mid 20s is great because I can text my friends “beep beep” and they know I just want a little attention
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another day spent oscillating across the same three text conversations, sending my friends my every thought
girlies: what outfit are we dreaming of wearing for the Nondescript Nonexistent Holiday Party this year
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@ryanajulian got me in quar hours just tweeting the link to the score reporting database for high school forensics
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hi sharks, today I’m asking you for $200,000 in exchange for a 5% stake in my company, A Hospital Where They Burp Adults
thinking about how I got soft-scammed out of $50 on iu classifieds a year and a half ago and my blood is actually boiling
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