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Joined December 2010
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as a young woman I feel very lied to by fairy tales, for instance no one has ever attempted to cook me into a stew
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can’t believe there are still some folks out there who haven’t seen vantage point (2008)
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the way no one has ever had just one boston terrier
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alright, I’ll bite- what’s “the oscars”?
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thinking of him...
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being in your mid 20s is great because I can text my friends “beep beep” and they know I just want a little attention
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another day spent oscillating across the same three text conversations, sending my friends my every thought
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I do think that getting air pods has opened doors for me, professionally
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girlies: what outfit are we dreaming of wearing for the Nondescript Nonexistent Holiday Party this year
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friend has a new bumble match
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@ryanajulian got me in quar hours just tweeting the link to the score reporting database for high school forensics
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hi sharks, today I’m asking you for $200,000 in exchange for a 5% stake in my company, A Hospital Where They Burp Adults
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I’m really loving how everyone is “ok, for the most part”
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ok sorry chuckleheads! stay home!!!!
relevant yet again. love u chuckleheads
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thinking about how I got soft-scammed out of $50 on iu classifieds a year and a half ago and my blood is actually boiling
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m**** l*** venmo me $50 coward
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mr president said please wash all hands hooves beaks and talons
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if you want to sound smart just say “politic” (singular) gets them every time :)
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this is gabbi’s best work everyone please rt
You are beveling gracefully. I fell backwards on my ass gripping my pants but not wearing them. We are not the same
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