@funplings

i think, therefore i post 26/software engineer/artist/optimist/clown/friendly ambitious nerd/lover dms open! aesthetics alt: @eyeplings

 Brooklyn, New York
funplings.github.io/
Joined July 2012
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funplings #5 is out! contents include a great psychoanalytic piece about "You Can See Everything", and a thought-provoking thread about the nature of "cell phone addiction" by @__drewface. link in replies!
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the humble race car driver caveman:
cav empty@cavempty_53m
i am uniquely skilled at many tasks that have not yet been invented, you just have to believe me
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i miss my future wife
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frightplings
@funplingsAug 18
share, hold her, value
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how im moving these days. #whowantme
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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Mahi
@llmpsychosis8h
Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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Sahra
@sahra_bn8h
look at this sunset i captured
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is this how you ladies read
soli
@solisolsoli22h
William Orpen's Girl Reading
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heyyy beautiful ladies of new yawk. what's a fine shawty like you doing on a piece of shit website like this? 🌹😎
🦪@marygaitspill18h
Your soulmate isn’t on twitter. Unless you live in New York then yeah your soulmate might be on Twitter
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#kitchencels
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fanart of The Curse i made a few years ago (nathan fielder’s most underrated work)
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frightplings
@funplingsJul 6
i don't need to talk to fable because i have you guys
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pov: you are eve
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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me and who
/J\@_joulian_Oct 25
Rene Magritte, Les merveilles de la nature (The Wonders of Nature), 1953
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these are all attractive women
Goddess Women
@goddessswomenOct 24
todays hot topic: supermodels and their sisters
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tweet
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business insider? i hardly know her
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this is such a scary still wtf. ive seen this show and i still forgot how fucking emotive he gets in it
Gene Park
@GeneParkOct 24
if you wanna see nathan fielder go absolutely ballistic, watch the curse
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no matter how normal some of you guys seem its comforting to know we all have the same disease known as Posting Online
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sera@euchreismOct 23
you’re serving face. you’re about to go to prison and you’re serving face.
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