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✨I did life and work big over 25+ years and now it’s about giving back. From a Private Equity hold co to Psychedelics, I’ve seen it all. Here for the memes.

Miami, FL
Joined September 2009
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FINALLY! Our F-U Money Calculator!💯 Share it far, share it wide 😎 – at Miami, FL
Replying to @camillahlastein
So what’s the magic number for you? 👉 Find out in the Financial Freedom Calculator: bit.ly/3OCvjin Follow for more on breaking the time-for-money paradigm. Or subscribe to our newsletter to get cashflowing deals right in your inbox: celestialgroup.substack.com/…
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Why I became a PE Fund Femme Part 2 👉🏽 PE Firms and their Partners outperform on returns, make more, and are better looking than their VC counterparts. Facts. – at Miami, FL
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Focus on your energy and let the universe handle everything else – at Delta, British Columbia
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Hi 👋🏽
MBAs graduating spent $425,000 now face a declining tech market and layoffs on Wall Street…I wonder how many will regret it knowing that they could have used the money for a down payment on a cash flowing small business doing >$1M of profit a year?
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"Surround yourself with people who plan in decades, but live in moments. Train like savages, but create like artists. Obsess in work, relax in life. People who know time is finite, but choose to play infinite games" My 2 cents on this👇
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This whole 🧵 – at Delta, British Columbia
Entrepreneurship culture in America is all messed up and it’s a shame. TechCrunch. Product Hunt. Shark Tank. It’s all about new ideas. Changing the world. Innovation. 0 to 1. Blue ocean. Venture capital and exits and scalability. And ITS ALL A LIE.
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I’ve been reflecting on my previous career as a VC, and with the benefit of hindsight, I'm realizing that I was a decent investor but could have been a great one. Here’s the advice I'd give myself if I could go back to 2010 when I was just starting out as a VC 🧵
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Every woman I know: powerful, soft, intelligent, lives in a castle, feared by villagers, pet falcon, drives a Ferrari, dropping melodies like a felony, and most definitely investing alongside us at Celestial Group. – at South Dakota, USA
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My biz partner went straight savage. 🎅🤣 Keep the change ya filthy animals – at Miami, FL
Replying to @litcapital
@litcapital a bit of poetry for the season
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Private equity is like that one friend who always has cash on hand and can bail you out of any financial crisis. Venture capital is that friend who always has big ideas but never has the funds to back them up. #OverheardBasel – at Miami, FL
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Why I became a PE Fund Femme Part 2 👉🏽 PE Firms and their Partners outperform on returns, make more, and are better looking than their VC counterparts. Facts. – at Miami, FL
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1000+ on the guest list for our "Future of Miami Tech" Art Basel party tonight. Me: Oh Wait. You want me to actually GO? playgroundapp.com/events/the… – at Miami, FL
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On why I became a PE Fund Femme 👉🏽 “a MAJORITY stake 50-100% ownership of well established companies.” YEAH, Me, and my liquidity seeking cash-flow loving LPs will take that every time 💯😎 – at Miami, FL
For each day this month leading up to my $5 @MavenHQ "VC 101" course in Jan 2023, I'm going to break down some topics we'll be covering to demystify Venture Capital 💫 Day 1: knowing the differences b/w VC, Growth Equity, and Private Equity ⬇️ maven.com/gen-z-vcs-academy/…
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HOLD MY BEER – at Miami, FL
BREAKING: The NBA will now allow sovereign wealth funds, pension funds, and endowments to invest in teams, per @Sportico. The NBA was the first major US sports league to allow private equity investors, but with valuations continuing to rise, they will now broaden the scope.
Spotify Wrapped. Epic day for boring ppl – at Miami, FL
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