❝ I get that he was my father 'n all, but I'm really more of a gun kinda guy. ❞ Just another hitman for hire.
Danno
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❝Between a bow and a bazooka, I choose the bazooka.❞
▪︎ Son of Clint Barton and Natalia Romanova.
▪︎ Special skills: explosions, making bad decisions, and having no sense of self-preservation.
Lyov Romanov retweeted
It's been hard adapting to having so many missing fingers, especially when it comes to work.
Luckily there are grenades.
Guitar is already out.
Snapped a string the first time I tried to tune it and it sorta somehow got thrown out a window.
Man. You kill ONE foreign diplomat and suddenly everybody's gotta get all weird about you wanting to leave the country.
Lyov Romanov retweeted
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Lyov: I have no siblings, my mom was a brainwashed assassin, I was raised by HYDRA, I blew up my own father. Life hates me and I hate it.
Paul: sometimes when i get scared i accidentally teleport into Dunkin Donuts
Lyov Romanov retweeted
Everyone knows that when you've been stabbed duct tape is the way to go. Just slap it on, you'll be fine.
Lyov Romanov retweeted
Clint: So you're a hitman
Lyov: Freelancer
Clint: You just shot a guy for seven dollars and a yo-yo
