@g1rthapprentice

Certified Jelqing Instructor™

Joined January 2025
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twomad just invited me to his discord server
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twomad hasn't streamed in a while
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@BALUCIAGAOct 25
i’m assembling an elite force
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I'm so high at the gym I just tried to drink my phone
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got me roflcoptering over here xD
Firefox
@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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chat is this real
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for instance - let's just say, hypothetically, a penis
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slap that clit on my tongue
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they don't call me girth apprentice for nothing just kidding nobody has ever called me that
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home alone tonight. you know what that means #goonfest
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waiting for the dick asker to ask for some dick
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reacting to your own messages in a groupchat is a form of self love and/or masturbation
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Imagine getting your first boner on a car ride as your GBA displays this
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@MemoryCardFilesOct 23
Metroid: Zero Mission | Game Boy Advance - 2004
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@jtimsuggsOct 23
I don’t know how George Lucas came up with the name ‘Salacious Crumb’ but he’s absolutely right, this thing IS Salacious Crumb
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Thursday "Understanding In A Car Crash," live at Club Krome in South Amboy, NJ, 2001
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everyone arguing about this riff and the band for some reason meanwhile I'm too busy crying over Ryan Dunn
music archive 💿@rayofmusicxOct 22
cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙 #𝑴𝒀𝑹𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 🤍@adoresindeOct 22
her first public “sugar” is so cute 🥹
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I march to the beat of my own cum
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they should invent jeans that don't smother or constrict your balls
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you're only allowed in my exclusive groupchat if your penis can reach your butthole
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