Jonas G. Tsos

Her (she doesn’t exist): wyd tonight? Me:

I don’t think you should be able to wear a nice watch if you didn’t pay for it. A watch should be earned not given

I woke up pissed off!!

Jordan Walsh has more rings than embiid

I think we’re ready for the “Jordan Walsh max contract” discussion

Nostalgic af am I right? ???

General Tso reporting here. 2 scorp bowls and some fired rice never hurt nobody

Olympics on the Tv, beer in hand, tots on the table. Life sure is sweet 🫡🙏🏼

I don’t get how you can be fat and homeless

Type shit we’re on rest of the summer

I’m 23 years old. My hometown teams have collectively won 13 championships. I will now be taking offers for me to move to the city of your choice. Let the bidding begin

I just found out they don’t give us summer off. This is horseshit

Beat your A$$ and hide the Bible if God watching #igsawitfirst