today? forget today. for today is just tomorrow in disguise as yesterday.
the gap
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Hannah Baker was a visionary. Killing myself so everybody has no choice but to listen to my dogshit podcast
The halfway house:
Elizabeth Holmes scheduled to move to halfway house in August 2027 6abc.com/story/elizabeth-hol…
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Tim Curry didn’t die, he escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
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This is the most rigged schedule I have ever seen and it’s insane that it’s for my Sixers.
My therapist says I have to stop opening every session w "I had a dream I was getting sucked off by the Babadook and I didn't try to stop him." I told her ill stop saying it wen I stop having the dream.
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LeBron James is a Sixer, NEVER let anyone tell you to stop being delusional.
Biting into a head of iceberg lettuce in front of my boss so she'll send me home early. Lets get this weekend started bby!!
I would just appreciate if I can go more than 6 years w/o another traumatic helicopter incident altering my mental health.
My gripe w the national anthem is the plot. I just cant envision any situation where someone would ask another person to say that many words.
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Sixers come back from 3-1 vs the Celtics.
First win vs the Celtics in my entire life.
Vindicated. teapawt.net/saylordocs/status/2015…
