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Joseph P Gardling

@gardling

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Joined August 2019
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Anyone remember when Craig Wright posted "signatures" from block 9 on the @satoshi account (via @andyrowe)? People noted that these forgeries could be made by anyone. But did you know that these particular signatures are *provably fake*? #FaketoshiFail I'll explain... 1/6
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Replying to @evilrobotted @T_o_d_d_P @thecoastguy
You just described the value of a full node as a user. You use it to make sure the blocks you receive meet the rules you want enforced, even if the majority of mining power is breaking those rules.
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The irony of BSVers is that you blather on about the sovereignty of miners, but need custom software to ignore the majority of mining power. This is precisely why full nodes are valuable to users.
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Craig is now hallucinating Satoshi quotes from “BitcoinTalk” in 2008.
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Owning a handgun is generally illegal in the UK. Anyway, here's Craig showing off his "9mm Rutger[sic] P85" at his home near London.
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Hey, @rodarmor, before you get BSVers too worked up, maybe check your facts. Satoshi’s original code had an explicit 32 MiB block size limit.
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a void (leaks)@Tak_Horigoshi18 Jan 2023
Replying to @Zectro1
The sun: *rises* Random BSVer: Incredible. Craig truly is Satoshi Random BSVer, weeping: BSV is Bitcoin
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Even when Craig Wright LARPs about being a coder, he proves he's not Satoshi.
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Craig's not Satoshi Craig in 2009: "I use PGP desktop these days for PGP." Satoshi used GnuPG v1.4.7 (MingW32)
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Craig also used PGP desktop in early 2008, so any BSVer thinking that he may have recently switched is out of luck!
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Craig can't code, part III. (Links below) Back in 2009, he kept a blog about an IT course he was taking, and one of the entries had the following PHP code, ostensibly written by Craig:
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Here's the diff (adjusting for newlines): We can see that Craig merely modified a few existing comments and added a comment starting with three backslashes (LOL). He "forgot" to fix the unmatched parenthesis in the return, the nonsense loop condition, etc.
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Links: Part I: teapawt.net/gardling/status/143062… Part II: teapawt.net/gardling/status/143089… Craig's blog entry: web.archive.org/web/20151116… The stolen source: linuxquestions.org/questions…
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As promised, the next edition of "Faketoshi Craig Wright can't code C/C++". We'll examine this chunk of code. It's his second attempt at trying to validate user input. See the end of this thread for his (even funnier) first attempt.
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Craig Wright in 2022: the Bitcoin whitepaper isn't MIT licensed. Craig Wright in 2018: the Bitcoin whitepaper is MIT licensed.
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Craig demolished his own case.
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Craig Wright thinks nLockTime is an opcode.
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He also thinks Bitcoin disabled nLockTime...🤦‍♂️
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As usual, more knowledgeable folks set him straight:
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It's really getting to Craig. It'd be a shame if more people did it!
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Craig is hiding posts about the bird-graph plagiarism in "his" PhD dissertation. Hilarious.
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Shameless.
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