Gareth Jones

News comment sections: Fighting racism, one ableist slur at a time.

Nuclear threat, Ayn Rand everywhere and the sexualisation of Justin Bieber. A swirling black portal opens.

Bechamel Test - If a work of fiction contains at least two chef character who talk to each other, is it mostly about sauce?

‘Literally’ and ‘Nazis’ were probably the two most cautioned against words a year ago, yet here we are. Language is a living thing.

George R.R. Mutton

New heir, don't care.

"Tell Cersei it was me."

Got a mirror above my bed so I can see how lonely I am at night.

So this is how the world ends, Not with a bang but with a whippet.

Game of Thrones, except everyone's a cat and whenever they reach the wall they can't decide whether they want to be in or out.

Fade into you, Strange, you nevernude.

Reached the age when I've got to start picking which gifs I want playing at my funeral.

If it takes swastikas and Nazi salutes for you to recognise white supremacy: I hate to break this to you but Clark Kent is also Superman.

Is Baleka really Arya Stark? Stay tuned. #NoConfidence

Mbete Call Saul.

I've been waiting for this day since twelve years from now.

MY EMOTIONS ARE NOT YOUR FIDGET SPINNER, GLYNNIS

Yeah, but Godspeed You ALL Emperors.

With these water restrictions, the only time I wash is when I'm absolutely certain I'm going to do a sex.