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Daddy/sub switch. Too many kinks to mention. I write erotic stories. Dadbod, beard, shaved head. Lvl 49. No Findom.

Joined January 2018
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•Lvl 48 switch (soft daddydom/subby boy) •Chubby dad •Numerous kinks •SW supporter •Erotic story writer (DM to read) •Possibly open to write a requested story •MDNI
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it was lowkey sketchy bringing this up while people were at each other's throats in the replies. now that the dust has settled, tell me - was the hate for Insomniac’s Wolverine justified or not? #wolverine #mystique
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tourists will look at this and say “nice Spider-Gwen.” people who actually know the lore know exactly which version this is
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Who’s up? ❤️😏
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Which one is your favorite fall date outfit?
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My Bulge be mogging
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how deep would you pound? a. just the tip b. halfway c. all the way
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nurse or schoolgirl?🤔
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nurse or schoolgirl?🤔
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vampire fuckdoll 👻👻🧛‍♀️
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What’s your type like? Any trans 🏳️‍⚧️ girl or me specifically heheee
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Built for fun 💗💗
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Well unfortunately my plan to edge for a few days and do cumtributes was derailed this morning. Thanks twitter porn. Time to start again
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I highly recommend supplementing with glycerol monostearate for some gnarly pumps. It pulls extra fluid into the muscle tissue and blood vessels during exercise, which enhances muscle volume and fullness. Make sure to drink plenty of water with it!
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I’ve noticed this mask gets a lot of attention as of lately as well! People seem to be fixin’ for a vixen! 🖤🦊😘
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Wake up, it’s Melon Monday! ☀️☀️
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I think I did a very spooky job
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always ready to show this buss
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babe tell me if you want to join here with me
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I've been single for way too long now.. Anyone wanna help me challenge that?
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Wyd if your gf has a bigger cock than yours?
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